Doorknob Licking Fetish

While doorknobs are not generally considered as sexual objects, the images of a woman licking one seem to have caught the nation’s fancy. So much, that they were even featured on national TV. Some say that a doorknob represents the perfect phallic symbol, especially because it comes in all shapes and sizes. The pictures themselves are generally not very blatantly sexual. The women are fully clothed, with a variety of objects cluttered around them. They are sometimes dressed in a school uniform, and a few wear the attire of an office worker. Building the story behind the picture is completely left to the imagination of the viewer.” w/ photos

World’s Fastest Limousine

“The world’s fastest limousine can go from 0 to 60mph in less than 6 seconds. It is made from a Ferrari 360 Modena chopped in half and stretched by 9.5ft with a section of hand-built carbon fiber. It has a top speed of around 166mph – just 17mph less than the standard 183mph Modena. The 20ft long car, which only seats 8 people, is set to claim two Guinness World Records as the fastest limousine and the longest Ferrari.”

GPS Seal Pup

A lost seal pup is to be flown home to Greenland after she ended up 2,000 miles away in Skegness, Lincolnshire. It is the second time the seal, called Eve, has lost her way after ending up in Germany last August weighing just 77 pounds. The ten-month-old hooded grey pup, who is believed to have been born in Iceland, was released back into open water on October 13 by a seal sanctuary in Friedrichskoog. Wildlife experts there have been able to track her progress after they fitted her with a tracker so they could monitor her by GPS. But little Eve was not in the open waters for long. The tracking device shows Eve’s journey from Germany to Scotland, down to the south coast of Britain and back up again before arriving on the Lincolnshire coast in December where she was taken to Skegness Natureland reserve. And now staff at the Lincolnshire reserve are hoping to find a sponsor to help them fly her back to Greenland.” w/ photo

Behind The Funyuns

“Funyun lovers, rejoice! Your favorite snack is lovingly prepared before your very eyes.”

Look, Green Stars!

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Extreme Rehab

“For people who suffer addiction, one very unusual clinic offers free, but challenging, help to those who need it.” — NatGeo

The Hangover Defense

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Laser Pointer Hack!

“Turn that laser pointer into a laser cannon! IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!” — daneboe

Pepperoni Pizza Scarf

You get one loooooooong slice of yummy pepperoni pizza. The yellow cheezy part is a super duper soft merino wool. The bubble crust and red tomato sauce are a wool/acrlyic blend. All the little pepperonis are a soft acrylic and hand sewn to the scarf. I keep forgetting to make one for myself. Gobble it up before I do!” w/ photos

Top 10 Most Intense Countdowns In Movies

“How do you judge the intensity of a ticking clock? It’s not always how close the characters came to zero – sometimes it’s about the process itself, getting to inevitability, fighting time. It’s rather like life, and the knowledge that being on this world is a sort of countdown. Every year is another tick of the clock, leading every one of us to the same inescapable conclusion… Here’s a list counting down countdowns.” w/ photos