Tumor Face

05/09/12 -- Odd Articles

“The wine-colored birth mark on the right side of his face and chest has grown to extraordinary proportions over the years. An office worker finds it hard to walk down the street without someone spitting in disgust because of his facial condition. Mohammad Hussain was born with a wine-colored birth mark on the right side of his face and chest that has grown to extraordinary proportions over the years. The 44-year-old dreams of living a normal life – to marry, have kids, even just to eat in restaurants like we all take for granted. But his facial disfigurement, which could be operated on if he could afford it, has left him living a lonely existence in his hometown of Srinagar, India. He has to face constant ridicule by the general public, with some even running away from him or covering their face thinking his condition is contagious.” w/ photos

Awkwardness Of Puberty

05/09/12 -- Hilarious

“If he had gotten a random boner, it would’ve been the trifecta.” — TheGlangster

Turtle With Boy’s Initials Turns Up 47 Years Later

05/09/12 -- Odd Articles

“13-year-old Jeff Cokeley discovered an eastern box turtle in his backyard, carved his initials and the year onto its shell and then let the creature go. Flash forward 47 years and the boy’s 85-year-old father, who still lives on the property, finds a box turtle in his backyard, turns it over and discovers it is the exact same one from all those years ago. ‘I picked it up and I thought, ‘Oh geez, this is Jeff’s turtle!’ said Holland Cokeley, who lives in South Strabane, Pennslyvania, according to the Observer-Reporter.com. ‘It’s been here for 47 years and it still has the same markings on it!’… The engraving made by the teenage boy would not have hurt the turtle as its shell is so thick. Discovering the long-lost turtle after taking a walk with the neighbour’s dog, Jeff brought it back to his house, took some pictures and then sent them to his son.” w/ photos

Mr. Whistler

05/09/12 -- Hilarious

“LOL… if you mute this, he looks like an idiot.” — ratesubscribe

West Coast 4 Life!

05/09/12 -- Photos

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Paradise Iselin – Chewing Gum

05/09/12 -- Videos

“Rest of the world, please don’t judge us for this, we are deeply ashamed for this.” — t.k

Steampunk Fish

05/09/12 -- Photos

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Fu*k It!

05/09/12 -- Interesting

“This Is one of the most profound 1.5 minutes on what it takes to break through indecision and follow one’s dreams. Please don’t be offended by the language — this is where the spoken word triumphs.” — ArtLoversStudio18

Kitty Keychain Self-Defense Device

05/09/12 -- Neat Products

“These cute cat keychains are not toys, but are in fact very serious defense weapons. The design has been around for years, but the technology has gotten better. They are now made of an ultra-tough plastic material that is very hard to break, which is exactly what you need should you ever have to use this device. When holding this keychain, your two fingers will be placed in the eyes of the cat and the face of the cat will rest securely in the palm of your hand. This keychain is made for striking at the eyes of your attacker or attacking any fleshy part of the body.” w/ photos

Top 10 Important Losses To Humanity

05/09/12 -- Top Lists

“Loss is inevitable; from car keys to aging relatives, sooner or later they shall vanish from our midst and, more often than not, at a time when we need them most… Similarly, we as humans have collectively lost many a thing we held dear, even vital, throughout history, each of which has made us question how we can possibly carry on with life as if all is well. With that in mind, here are the top ten losses to humanity which have effected a great many of us deeply, some more so than others.” w/ photos