Moby Dick Toilet Paper

01/27/12 -- Wacky News

“Four-and-a-half toilet rolls containing the words from Herman Melville’s novel Moby Dick have gone up for auction on eBay for a whopping $400. The American seller – who goes by the name ‘The_Heppcat’ – claims he was challenged by a friend to write a book on a loo roll after joking that they should come with instructions. And he’s only decided to put them up for auction now in a bid to prove his end of the deal. The seller explained: ‘My friend and I once joked that toilet paper should have instructions printed on them for certain people. ‘One day, the conversation grew from there and turned into a wager that I couldn’t (or wouldn’t) be able to type out a novel on toilet paper.” w/ photo

Optimus 7

01/27/12 -- Pretty Cool

“Did I just watch an ad… and enjoy it?” — Shodex4

Bullet Portraits

01/27/12 -- In The Name of Art

“David Palmer has chosen to create portraits of these icons using probably the most unusual medium – bullet shells. After collecting enough bullet casings, the artist puts them together to create a metal canvas, and using a small hand torch darkens the ends of the bullet casings, creating incredibly detailed portraits. Using such a seemingly inappropriate art medium like bullets to depict their victims, Palmer hopes viewers will ‘see the miracles that can arise from choosing to create rather than destroy.” w/ photos

Wrestler Flip WIN!

01/27/12 -- Pretty Cool

“Maybe the sickest most artful thing I’ve ever seen in any sport.” — o82774

Snowed In!

01/27/12 -- Photos

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Everest Elevator

01/27/12 -- Hilarious

“Now THAT is how to impress a LADY!” — jackalope901

Don’t Turn Around!

01/27/12 -- Photos

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Shit Guy Roommates Say

01/27/12 -- Videos

“I suppose some guys would say these things.” — mimeparty

Mega Dice Battle Game

01/27/12 -- Neat Products

“We love dice and any game that comes with 130 of ‘em definitely pops up on our radar. And once we played Quarriors Mega Dice Battle Game, we knew we had to share it with you. From summoning creatures to casting spells, all with dice rolls and points and all those good things, you’ll be feeling like a hexahedronomancer in no time. We just made that word up, but you know what we mean. Quarriors Mega Dice Battle Game combines our love of dice with our love of rolling dice, sprinkled with our love of monsters, powers, spells, and awesome. Quarriors, roll out! Get it? ‘Cause they’re dice? Nevermind – just buy this game.” w/ photos

Top 15 Actors Who Tried To Sing

01/27/12 -- Top Lists

“Whenever an actor gets it in his head that he should be a rock star, the results are absolutely terrible. If you make it to the end of this list without slitting your wrists or stabbing your eardrum with an icepick, well, just imagine what it was like to write this. I listened to some of these songs multiple times. After all, I’m a professional. Anyway, without further ado, here are 15 actors who tried to sing. May God or Buddha or Patrick Swayze or whoever have mercy on them.” w/ videos