Coffin-Prepared Hot Dogs

From crispy California avocado tacos sprinkled with sesame seeds to coconut-raspberry cupcakes and espresso, the food-truck revolution has delightfully messed with American food and culture. Now, an indelicate, perhaps hilarious, line has been crossed. Are we ready for mobile hot dogs served from the final rest stop, the clutches of death, the lair of vampires? The ghoulish geniuses behind a bit of mobile madness, Dead Dogs Ltd, believe we are. So does Priscilla Garcia, who was innocently driving through north San Jose recently when she, like many others, spotted a long, shiny black Cadillac hearse. It was parked at a gritty intersection that looked more like West Texas than Silicon Valley. The funeral coach had flames painted on the side and seemed to have unloaded a coffin on the side of the road. Curious, Garcia pulled over, and to her surprise, what she saw was a hot dog cart masquerading as a coffin. The novelty made Garcia blurt, “Oh, I think I’ll have a hot dog today!” And gladly the vendor, Jevelyn Lincoln, served the cleaning company employee a steamed jalapeño dog and sent her back to work happy.” w/ photos + video

Fire Ants Behead Rival Queen

“Dog-eat-dog? Er, make that ant-eat-ant. These ants stop at nothing to ensure their colony is the biggest.” — NatGeo

Inside The Eagle Repository

Each year the National Eagle Repository bags more than 2,000 dead birds and freezes the animals before delivering them to waiting Native American Indian tribes to use in religious rituals. Eagles are sacrosanct for many tribes, and the National Eagle Repository provides them with feathers, wings and talons and, in some cases whole carcasses. But the Indians’ demand outstrips the repository’s supply and there is a waiting list running to 6,000 requests for the animal carcasses or body parts. Each year the repository receives about 2,300 dead bald and golden eagles, gathered by wildlife agents and others.” w/ photos

Monkey Man Gallops Across Japan?

“He’s also the only man holding a record for running on all fours. I bet there wasn’t anybody to beat to set that record, LOL!” — themakeshifthero

Android Windows?

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Attack Of The Killer Bees PRANK

“Women sitting on a park bench are suddenly faced with a bee’s nest falling off a tree. Even worse, these killer bees are invisible and loud and don’t sting and… they’re not bees at all actually. On a related note, that particular bench seems like a hot spot for gorgeous young women!” — JFL

Four’s A Crowd

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Extreme Ironing Redux

“Here’s a sport that probably won’t make the next Olympics.”

Panic Button Light Switch Replacement Kit

“In every sci-fi film or TV show, there is usually one easily recognizable trope – no, not the hypersexual female alien in the skin-tight cat-suit, though she does make a fairly regular appearance. The answer we’re looking for is the panic-button. You know, the Red Button! The big shiny candy-like button that erases history, ejects the warp core, blows the emergency seals, activates the self-destruct, sounds red-alert, engages the hyperdrive, activates the halide fire-retardants, or simply flushes the waste-disposal system is a regular character in most sci-fi.” w/ photos

Top 10 Military Schools In America

“These institutions offer an environment that is completely unique in comparison to traditional schools. Military schools place great stress on discipline, teamwork, and goal-oriented achievement in a blend of military structure and competitive academics. The aim: to produce highly capable graduates who are able to assume the reins of leadership in their various occupational pursuits (military or civilian). The following are the top 10 military schools.” w/ photos