Queen Coffee Bean

05/25/12 -- Wacky News

“A sculptor has created what is believed to be the world’s smallest portrait of the Queen – on a 2mm coffee bean. The miniature masterpiece of the Queen’s head is so small it is invisible to the naked eye and can only be seen using a magnifying glass. The amazing sculpture was made to mark Her Majesty’s Diamond Jubilee. British micro-sculptor Willard Wigan created the commemorative tribute by slowing his heartbeat and working between beats to avoid hand tremors. He used tiny homemade tools and painted with a hair plucked from a housefly’s back to carve the microscopic figures.” w/ photo

Steakknife Chainsaw

05/25/12 -- Pretty Cool

“This video features a kind of homemade ‘chain saw’. The weapon consists of eight razor sharp, serrated steak knifes that rotate at fast speed. A battery drill is the power source, using a transmission with a rubber band as a belt. See how the sharp blades smash things up pretty good!” — JoergSprave

Why Men Like Dumb-Looking Women

05/25/12 -- Interesting

“When it comes to finding a mate, men may not be looking for charm and intelligence, but rather a woman who looks dumb – or drunk – enough for a one-night-stand, according to a new study. In an article in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, University of Texas at Austin graduate student Cari Goetz and her team focused on the so-called sexual exploitability hypothesis – the idea that men are genetically programmed to look for ‘easy’ sex. Tests on 76 male students found that they rated vulnerable-looking women as attractive – lending weight to the idea… The study has revealed that the images of fat or short women had no effect. The participants of the study did not view them as either easy to bed or appealing as partners.” w/ photos

Bad Roommates

05/25/12 -- Hilarious

“It’s better to live alone.” — InfiniteWishesPro

Placenta Shampoo

05/25/12 -- Photos

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Stalking The Paparazzi

05/25/12 -- Interesting

“Paparazzi make a living by chasing down celebrities and shoving cameras in their faces and up their skirts. We decided to hunt a few down and give them a taste of their own disgusting medicine.” — vice

Typical Stoner Food

05/25/12 -- Photos

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Local Pizza Commercial

05/25/12 -- What The Beep

“Pizza rules, therefore, Piehole rules. Piehole is DEDICATED to serving the best pizza. When you go to Boise, Idaho, you go to Piehole. Or you lose.” — thededicatedservers

Computer Desk With Speakers

05/25/12 -- Neat Products

“The Compact Computer Desk with Built in Speakers combines everything you need in a full featured laptop station in one sleek steel design – powered USB hubs for charging your smart phone or laptop, stereo speakers for playing your favorite music and an integrated large cooling fan that lowers the temperature of your laptop’s hard working CPU. This incredible workstation features a side panel that features a volume control and on/off fan switch. You can choose to power the desk with your laptop, or by using the included AC Adapter. Steel frame design also features double-wheel non-marking casters for the ultimate in mobility.” w/ photos

Top 6 Baffling Classic Rock Songs About Women

05/25/12 -- Top Lists

“For anyone else who’s spent a lifetime frustrated by love songs so vague they might as well be about our own relationships, I have built this reference guide for you. I have culled the few popular love songs that make even a halfhearted effort at describing the objects of their affection and, through the medium of my spectacular imagination (and six colored pencils), I have enhanced each story by doing what I do best: drawing composites of hot chicks based on song lyrics. Now I gift them to you. I hope some lonely night, as these classic songs trickle from your car radio, that you think of the pictures I drew for you, and that they remind you of what love really looks like.” w/ photos