Trombone WTF?!

“Trombone + Lamborghini + Hot Girl + Giraffe Mask + Camel Mask + Elephant Mask + Anywhere Street USA = Trombone Titties… the greatest video on YouTube.” — DanLeeD

Drunk Driver Found With Goat In Car

Astonished police who stopped a car for drink driving found a horny goat in the passenger seat being taken on a date by his farmer owner. The 54-year-old driver – who was three times over the drink drive limit – claimed his goat had been ‘lonely’ and he’d been to a friend’s farm in Kretzyn, Poland, to meet a female goat. ‘They had had a few vodkas to break the ice and then some more to celebrate and by the the time he left with his now not so lonely goat he was very drunk,’ said one officer. ‘He was very sorry but he was a danger to other drivers. He’s lost his licence and he may well go to prison for a while,’ he added.” w/ photos

Awesome LED Cube

“That is spectacular! REALLY spectacular.”

Top 7 Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Join A Gym

“It’s that time of year again where everywhere you turn, someone or something is telling you why it’s the perfect time to join a gym. DON’T! Sure it’s ‘good for you,’ as opposed to, say, sitting on your bean bag chair eating piles of bacon-wrapped string cheese (e-mail me for the recipe), but most gyms are not all they’re juiced up to be. So, before you fall for this annual scam and bench press your savings account dry, read this… unless you’re on a treadmill right now, sucker.” w/ photos

Cheeky Wanted Sign

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Dirty Laundry

“Just to clarify: No, there isn’t a single appliance at the 5secondfilms House that doesn’t talk. Yes, they’ve unionized.”

Black Cat Vs. Washing Machine

“Robocop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the awwww.” — j3nd33

Billionaire Builds $194k Playhouse For His Kids

A billionaire has treated his two children to the ultimate Christmas present – a $194,000 playhouse which costs as much as a three-bedroom home. The two-storey timber ‘home’ is a replica of the family’s chalet in the foothills of the Swiss Alps, having been built in Britain. It cost $194,000 and 2,000 man-hours to build, while a further $38,000 to $64,000 was spent on transport and installation – making it the world’s most expensive playhouse. The building – by Norfolk-based company Flights Of Fantasy – comes with double glazing, solid pine flooring and bespoke carved Swiss eaves, while lighting is provided by more than 400 decorative bulbs. The living room has a stone chimney, illuminated by led lights, and is packed with bespoke furniture and TV equipment.” w/ photos

Mario Mario

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The Kick Dummy!

“What can I say about this ad – funny, offensive, weird, sexiest, crazy, bizarre? What’s odd is that the man says he is too busy to teach his girls self defense (like he can’t find one hour each week). So is he implying the dummy is going to teach them some moves? Or does he mean he doesn’t have the time to let his girls practice kicking him in the balls so he made this dummy?” — germanicelt