Toilet Safety Frame

01/09/11 -- Neat Products

“Constructed of anodized aluminum, this sturdy and lightweight toilet safety frame attaches easily to the frame of your toilet. The powder-coated aluminum bracket secures the frame in place. Waterfall armrests provide additional comfort and support and are both height and width adjustable.” w/ photo

Cooter Sweat

01/09/11 -- Hilarious

“…and pussy pop, pop it some more, and back up, then snap and clap.”

I Feel Ya!

01/09/11 -- Photos

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Why We Cry

01/09/11 -- Videos

“Everything came flooding back. Summers in the mountains of Germany. That night in the gondola, during the Festival of Lights. The next morning, Peruvian coffee on the marble veranda, overlooking the cay as the first sun of autumn dawned. It hurt, but the pot roast cook-off was the next day and fond memories make for the crispiest onions.” — 5secondfilms

Top 10 Celebrities With Learning Disabilities

01/09/11 -- Top Lists

“Some of the most famous people in the world had a rocky start due to learning disabilities. Some admit they’re still dealing with their disabilities. But with time, patience and tenacity, these 10 high-profile celebrities learned to look beyond their challenges and discovered their talent to wow the world.” w/ photos

Anger Is Illogical

01/09/11 -- Videos

“Get out your angry feelings by beating up William Shatner. You’ll feel better.”

Portable Door Lock

01/09/11 -- Neat Products

“Affordable peace of mind. Enjoy a safe, secure sleep at home or anywhere you go with the tamper-resistant, portable door lock designed to keep intruders locked out permanently. Installs quickly and easily on right or left hand doors at home, apartment, dorm, hotel. Cannot be dislodged from outside. Features emergency quick release.” w/ photo

She’s In Trouble!

01/09/11 -- Photos

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Truck Held On By A Single Punctured Tire

01/09/11 -- Unbelievable

“The driver of this lorry had a miraculous escape after his vehicle was left suspended over a 200ft drop… by a single punctured tire. The man lost control of his vehicle along a major road, clipped the concrete wall of a bridge and the heavy lorry rolled over as it slid perilously close to the edge. A passerby caught the moment on camera as the momentum of the lorry carried it into the barrier and flipped it over the top. But thanks to the punctured tire and pieces of torn sheet metal on the ground near the diesel tank, the lorry was somehow pinned in place suspended upside down over the deep gorge below. Rescuers tentatively approached the vehicle and managed to pull the driver to safety, despite the fact the tire could have given way at any time. The barriers on the bridge are clearly too low to be an effective safety measure for lorries and it is unknown if the vehicle was recovered, or allowed to fall into the gorge.” w/ photos

Bear Eats Psychedelic Mushrooms

01/09/11 -- Videos

“If you ever encounter a bear in the wild, avoid direct eye contact, keep your distance, and sing a Jefferson Airplane song.”