Pissing Policewoman Sculpture

“This is disgusting and extremely arousing at the same time.”

The Marshmallow Snowman

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The Floating Monaco

The super-rich could soon be able to buy the world’s most expensive personal boat — a floating version of billionaire’s playground Monaco. The 500ft long Streets of Monaco yacht is expected to cost $930m and features scaled-down versions of the state’s famous landmarks, including the Monte Carlo Casino and racetrack. It boasts a Hotel de Paris, Cafe de Paris, La Rascasse, the Loews Hotel and swimming pools and tennis courts. And those hoping for thrills can rest easy, with a Monaco Grand Prix-inspired go-kart track zooming through a tunnel complex running around the deck. The super-ship is the brainchild of Derbyshire-based Yacht Island Design and if built would transform the boat industry. Company director Rob McPherson said: “It is basically a floating city. “We wanted to show our capabilities and grab people’s attention – I hope it’s worked. “The car circuit was the thing that sparked the whole thing off. The Monaco idea came from that.” w/ photos

Mad Kitty Vs. Justin Bieber

“That’s a Russian cat right there. Sounds like a pissed off Yeti.”

Top 10 Greatest Non-Human Drinkers

“Humans aren’t the only beings to indulge in getting so trashed that they can find a lamp sexually attractive or maybe even ‘the one.’ Alcoholism and the fun of being physically unable to remember your name knows no biologic boundaries… Here are the top 10 greatest non-human drinkers.” w/ photos

Kitty Loves Llama

“Awwwwwwwwwww!”

FireHero

“Version 2 of FireHero will have different colored flames, and when star power is activated, they will all turn blue.” — Untravaersil

Death Star Cookie Jar

The exclusive Death Star cookie jar is built to hold an Imperial army of your favorite cookies, and can even double as a festive ice cooler or candy bowl at your next Star Wars soiree. Made of sculpted ceramic with great detail and features a flat base to keep your Death Star from rolling off the counter. Oh, and no exposed thermal exhaust ports for hungry young rebels.” w/ photos

That Village On That Hill

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Man Holds World Record For Throwing-Up?

Liang Yuxin trumps even the very worst hangovers to become world throwing-up record holder… The Chinese man, 25, from Xia Mei has stunned doctors with his ability to regurgitate anything from a live fish to a 50-inch chain. While the process of dispensing with ten or more mojitos in the morning may feel unnatural, Liang Yuxin’s ability to throw up jewellery puts even the bitterest katzenjammer to shame. The champion chunderer said: ‘I found out I could do it when I was a boy and I accidentally swallowed a ball and found I could bring it back up at will. ‘Now I seem to be able to swallow pretty much anything.’ Liang has taken to regularly swallowing fish and whatever else will fit down his oesophagus for kicks, and is now talking about going for the Guinness World Record in coin-swallowing.” w/ photo