Woman’s Best Friend

Four-year-old Sandie has proved she really is a girl’s best friend – by learning to do all of her owner’s housework. The four-year-old pooch does all of owner Sue Line’s shopping and washing – and can even pay for her groceries. The Terrier-cross accompanies Ms Line, who is paralysed from the waist down, to the supermarket – putting all of her shopping in a bag, which she then carries around in her mouth. When they come to the checkout Sandie can even take money from her owner’s purse and hand it over to the shop assistant. Sandie also loads the washing machine – separating her dirty clothes into dark and light loads and locking the machine door before the cycle begins. She has also mastered how to unlock the kitchen door to let herself out to the toilet – and always remembers to close it behind her on her way back.” w/ photos

Pac Man Soap

Take a bath with your favorite man… Pacman! Don’t try to eat the dots, though; he wont like that. Each bar is 4.5oz of moisturizing glycerin soap.” w/ photo

Ultra Fast Fox In Socks

“But can she do it backwards?” — tonymasons

Super Duper Waterslide

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BMX Race FAIL!

“I’ve never seen such a perfectly synced FAIL before!” — dragonjiggy

Coolest Car In The Lot

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Man Hates His Asshole

“With a mustache like that, this has to be legit.” — rockstarmelb

World’s Oldest Winery Found

Wine lovers’ quest for the perfect, full-bodied red is apparently older than anyone realized. In a cave complex in Armenia, archaeologists from the University of California have unearthed what they believe is the world’s oldest winery, from 6,100 years ago. Inside the cave, Copper Age vintners are believed to have stomped grapes with their feet, then fermented the juice in huge clay vats, storing it in jars and then drinking it from cups carved from animal horns. That equipment, plus fossilized grape seeds and skins, was still buried there when UCLA archaeologists stumbled into the cave in 2007 and began years of careful digging… “For the first time, we have a complete archaeological picture of wine production dating back 6,100 years,” UCLA archaeologist Gregory Areshian told National Geographic. “This is the earliest, most reliable evidence of wine production.” w/ video

Jumpin’ Puppy

“Awwwwwwwwwwwww… He wants to come in.”

Top 6 Sexiest Corporate Mascots

“Products are constantly reinventing themselves by introducing or reintroducing their ‘mascots’ to us, the fat and horny consumers. But, after a long day of working the shelves doing the hard sell, who are Cap’n Crunch, Chester ‘Cheeto’ Cheetah and The Michelin man supposed to have sex with? Each other? That would just be wrong. Here are the most desirable and legal (sorry Little Debbie) women of Madison Avenue, aka MAD WOMEN.” w/ photos