Football Trick Shots

“UConn Football player Johnny McEntee showing his skills in the offseason.”

Carnivore Trail Mix

This Trail Mix is not raisins and seeds… it’s ALL smoked meat, jerky and cheese! One pound, cryosealed in a watertight and airtight pouch, so you can take it anywhere. Maybe you’d better get 2, for home and trail, because you’re going to be tempted to tear in right away! It’s a mix, with every pouch containing most of these beef jerkys: hickory, spicy, teriyaki, pepper, country, garlic, hot. Plus turkey and chicken, including spicy, country, teriyaki. And these smoked meats: spicy and mild beef, with both pepper and cheddar, garlic beef, and turkey… mild, spicy and with pepper. Then, cheddar and Swiss cheese to round it out!” w/ photo

I See That!

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Catwalk FAIL

“Those ankles… I would hate to be her ankles… OUCHHHHHHH!!!”

Top 10 Adventurers Who Never Returned Home

“For every handful of successful adventurers and pioneers who retire in comfort, there are probably many who died, or were killed, or disappeared underway. Many, probably most of them, died young and early, often of disease, before they had the least chance to make a name and reputation for themselves. So perished the younger brother of the great Alfred Russel Wallace, in Brazil. To become an immortal martyr to adventure you have to be a well-known achiever before your curtains close, or be part of some stirring enterprise such as space flight, or otherwise catch the public imagination. All my individuals, pairs or parties fall into one or other of those categories… Top 10 adventurers who never returned home.” w/ photos

Where’s Baby Anteater?

“Poor girls was all over looking for her baby. I tried a few times taking him from her and sticking him back in the nest so she could find him and she’d calm down till she ‘disappeared’ again. At one point she felt something on her and tried to groom it off but clawing at baby’s hands when he’s clinging to you way up high is a bad thing. I moved them to the cage for safety and she settled into the hammock after a half hour or so and settled in with baby.” — TamanduaGirl

Unthinkable Buzzer Beater

“Ooooohhhhhhh BABY! How did that happen?”

Drugs Found In Man’s Penis

A Fairdale man faces charges after Louisville Metro Corrections officers said they discovered suspected crack cocaine in the foreskin of his penis. According to the arrest report, officers asked Antoine Banks if he had any drugs, weapons or contraband on him as he entered Metro Corrections after his arrest. He told them he didn’t, police said. During a clothed pat-down, officers said they found a small bag of suspected cocaine tied to the waistband of Banks’ boxers. After that bag was found, a strip search was ordered, according to the arrest report. During the strip search, another small bag was in the foreskin of his penis, police said. Police said Banks was originally arrested after a traffic stop led to the discovery of a bag of salvia and liquid codeine. Banks arrested on charges of second-degree possession of a controlled substance first offense and possession of synthetic cannabinoid agonists or piperazines.” w/ photo

Clever Move!

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Dog Survives Ride Stuck To Grill Of Car

Donald the dog who was driven along a dual carriageway stuck to the grill of a car for 20 miles has walked away with just a few scratches. Donald, a 14-year-old Jack Russell cross, wandered into the path of a Honda Civic as it travelled along a dual carriageway. The driver, who thought he had hit a fox, continued along the road at speeds of 60mph with Donald firmly stuck to the bonnet. He only made the startling discovery half an hour later as he pulled into his drive in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffordshire, in the early hours. ‘He heard barking and saw there was a dog stuck to the grille of his car,’ said a spokesman for Staffordshire Fire and Rescue. Crews released the pet using heavy cutting equipment and wrapped him up to keep him warm. After being checked over by vets, Donald has been reunited with his owner. ‘Amazingly, he has only suffered a few scratches and is eating and drinking like his normal, old self,’ said owner Ann Armett, 55, who lives near the A50 in Uttoxeter where Donald was picked up for his unexpected ride. She said Donald had disappeared after going outside on the drive to urinate. ‘Usually, he comes straight back but this time he never returned.” w/ photo