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“A Green Bay woman found more than just dirt with her refurbished vacuum cleaner she received for Christmas. She found a load of drugs. The Green Bay Press-Gazette reports the woman found two pounds of crystal methamphetamine and 2.2 pounds of cocaine shrink wrapped inside the box, after receiving the vacuum from her children. Sheriff’s officials estimate the drugs’ street value at about $280,000. Lt. David Poteat says a smuggler likely inserted the drugs in the box before it was shipped from the Juarez, Mexico, area, where it had been reconditioned. Poteat says no one noticed anything, including the department store where it was purchased, until the woman opened the package. Authorities don’t plan to charge the woman. Sheriff’s officials say the store is cooperating with the investigation.” w/ photo

“A Union County deputy responded to a complaint about an obscene snowman, and despite disagreeing with the deputy, the snowman maker eventually agreed to remove the offending body parts. Monday morning, a deputy spoke to the 45-year-old man who lives on Buffalo Westsprings Highway about the dyed-pink, male genitals on the snowman in his yard.According to the police report, the man told the deputy that the snowman was on his private property, so he believed he could display the snowman with the pink parts left in place.The deputy told the man either he could remove the genitals from the or be charged if he refused. The man said he disagreed, but he removed the offending parts from the snowman to avoid arrest.” w/ photos