“Penny is 10 months and loves grapefruit, but you wouldn’t be able to tell from her reaction!” — SM
Baby Girl Vs. Grapefruit
01/19/11 -- Hilarious
Top 10 Flamethrowing Contraptions
01/19/11 -- Top Lists
“Sometimes your unfriendly neighborhood juvenile delinquents will use your petunias as a mosh pit and your birdbath as a commode. Should this be the case, it may be wise to invest in these fiery lawn ornaments.” w/ photos + videos
How To Make A Cough Syrup Sundae
01/19/11 -- How To's
“This ice cream recipe is for anyone who loves their cocktails so sickeningly sweet that their friends say ‘Gah, it tastes just like cough syrup!’ because this ice cream actually does taste just like cough syrup.” w/ photos
Giant Drunk Puppet
01/19/11 -- Videos
Chicken Waffle Sandwich
01/19/11 -- Deliciousness
“Are you ever in the mood for chicken and waffles but wish that you could enjoy the meal in sandwich form? You know, so you can have the perfect mix of both the chicken and the waffles in each and every bite. I can’t be the only one who spends my days thinking about stuff like this right? Either way, I’ve solved this little problem with a new sandwich creation that places delicious chicken patties between Eggo toaster waffles. Not only is this sandwich tasty, but it also takes almost no time to make. All you have to do is throw the waffles in your toaster, heat up the chicken patties in the microwave, slap them together, drizzle them with syrup and you’re good to go!” w/ photos
OCD Hand Sanitizer
01/19/11 -- Neat Products
“Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Open cap. Sanitize. Close cap. Make sure cap is firmly closed. Recheck cap. Are you sure it’s closed? Our OCD Hand Sanitizer features clinical strength germ killer. Did someone just cough? Sanitize! If you’re not sanitizing, you’re getting infected. A full 2 ounce bottle for frequent use! Great for office gifts, stocking stuffers, and interventions.” w/ photo
Subway Running
01/19/11 -- Videos
