Super Mario XXX Parody

“Super Mario and the gang star in this porn trailer. Cast includes Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Toad, Toadette, Waluigi, Wario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi, and Bowser!”

Holy F-Word!

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Lady Gives Birth To Own Grandson

Kristine Casey acted as a surrogate for daughter Sara Connell after she was unable to have children of her own. Mrs Connell and her husband Bill are the biological parents of the boy, who is called Finnean. The 35 year-old lecturer sat holding her mother’s hand as she delivered the baby boy at a hospital in Chicago, Illinois, USA. She said her mother, who gave birth to her last child almost 30 years ago, had offered to act as a surrogate when she suffered years of heartache trying to conceive. Mrs Connell said she underwent IVF treatment in 2004 but delivered stillborn twins, and later she suffered a miscarriage. She said when she heard her son cry for the first time after the caesarean section delivery she could not hold back the emotion. “I lost it,” Mrs Connell said. “It’s such a miracle.” Mrs Casey, a mother-of-three, said she was grateful to be able to help her daughter. “The three of the happiest days of my life were giving birth to my daughters,’ and I thought I could choose to do this for someone I love,” she said. Mrs Casey underwent multiple tests to evaluate her medical and psychological health, as required by Illinois law on surrogate births. She fell pregnant after he second course of IVF treatment and gave birth after 39 weeks. Mrs Casey, who is from Virginia, is believed to be the oldest person in the state of Illinois to give birth.” w/ photo

Exploding Volcano Of Deliciousness

“I’m legit gonna make this… probably with less peppers.” — snorealot

World Record Attempt For Longest Kiss

Fourteen couples in Thailand’s resort of Pattaya took part in a kissing marathon in an attempt to beat the 32-hour record set in Germany last year. The couples were given a space of one square metre and had to lock lips at all times. They were not allowed to sit, sleep or leave the venue, or they would be disqualified. One woman fainted after 34 minutes of kissing. Others gave up after a few hours. But seven couples managed to last it out to break the record.” w/ photos + video

Bride Has Reception At KFC

Here comes the fried two Valentines lovebirds celebrated their wedding in a fast food restaurant. Bride Kalli Buchan, in a white gown, and groom Gareth Pritchard tucked into $270 of chicken and fries with their guests at a KFC. Kalli, 25 tomorrow, got the idea for the unusual venue from parents Madalene and Davy. Their reception was at a McDonalds in 1989. Mum-of-two Kalli said it had been a joint decision to hold yesterdays do at the Bristol restaurant. She said: Because my mum and dad had their reception at McDonalds we decided we would do the same. Its been a great day. The newlyweds girl Amelia, three, and Lana, six, Kallis daughter from a previous relationship, were flower girls at the register office service. Unemployed Gareth, 33, said: We arent that keen on McDonalds but we thought everyone would like KFC. I think all the guests took it in the right spirit, as a bit of fun.” w/ photo

Cold Rock Cliff

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Top 10 Recycled Steampunk Keyboards

“Steampunk, firmly located at the intersection of futurism and romance, is at its best when applied to current technology — marrying Victorian steam power with science fiction technology that has become an everyday reality. In the case of computers, Victorian-era keyboards are currently the latest trend. And after seeing some truly amazing steampunk keyboards and speaking to their creators, we can easily see why… Here are the top 10 recycled steampunk keyboards.” w/ photos

Basketball Player Embarrasses Himself

“Not a Celtics fan at all, but he made up for it by owning Bosh. Made Bosh look like a bitch.”

Man Lifts Fridge With Cell Phone Motor

“Professor Gao Yunfeng from Beijing shows that a tiny cell phone motor can lift a fridge.”