Japanese Breast Stare Timer

“Sometimes Japanese have universal comedy down perfectly! I don’t know what they’re saying but I get the idea and it’s very fucking funny!” — AbsolutePureEvil

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4-Foot Heirloom Dragon

Extending 48″ from the tip of its plush horned snout to its padded spiked tail, this is the handcrafted ride-on dragon worthy of years — or ages — of play. Capable of manifesting any conceivable fantasy role a child might envision — trusted steed, village menace, wish granter, treasure guardian — it is built with a structural steel frame that supports a rider up to 150 lbs. Meticulously constructed by artists, each unique serpentine companion is created from 129 individual pieces that are made from a custom-designed fabric ‘hide’ hand sewn using an ‘inside out’ stitching method that minimizes visible seams. Its carefully sculpted body provides realistic musculature and shape while delicate airbrushing brings out subtle color differences, replicating all the iconic details of the legendary beast, including its reptilian ears, dorsal spines, webbed wings, and armored scales. Its aggressive, wide stance suggests ancient strength, yet its soulful eyes and toothless, pink-lipped, forked-tongued mouth assigns benevolence appropriate for a bedroom or playroom companion.” w/ photo

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Newspaper Paid Damages Over Exploding Churros?

Chile’s Supreme Court has ordered a newspaper to pay $125,000 to 13 people who suffered burns while trying out a published recipe for churros, a popular Latin American snack of dough fried in hot oil. The publisher of La Tercera newspaper in Chile must pay individual damages to 11 women and two men ranging from as little as $279 to $48,000 for one woman whose burns were particularly severe. The high court’s ruling was announced on Monday, seven years after the readers burned themselves while trying out the recipe. Judges determined that the newspaper failed to fully test it before publication, and that if readers followed the recipe exactly, the churros had a good chance of exploding once the oil reached the suggested temperature. Grupo Copesa, which publishes the paper, said it will abide by the ruling.” w/ photo

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Top 10 Worst People Of 2011

“We’ve done the best we could trying to catalog all of the worst offenders, but we know we definitely missed a few, and hopefully God will take care of them for us. We’re only human and we have our own lives to lead. We can’t be forever consumed by making sure our list is entirely exhaustive because that would be an impossible task. But boy oh boy are there some stinkers in this world. Get out of here, stinkers! You stink! You stink so much! After the jump, the worst people of 2011.” w/ photos

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