Man Has “Mini” Tattooed On Penis

01/27/11 -- Odd Articles

“Andreas Muller, 39, has gone to extreme lengths to win himself a car – having the word ‘Mini’ tattooed on to his penis… The crazy German decided to have the rather painful tattoo after a radio station ran a competition to win a $27,000 Mini Cooper. The brief: whoever pulled the craziest stunt to get the car would win. Unsurprisingly, Muller’s offer to have the car manufacturer’s name branded on to his penis topped the list of crazy suggestions. ‘There were a lot of crazy stunts put forward by listeners, but Andreas won by a short head,’ said one of the competition’s organisers. Radio listeners were then treated to Muller’s cries of agony while the unique piece of branding was created.” w/ photos

Top 7 Abandoned Breweries

01/27/11 -- Top Lists

“These breweries can be found around the world, especially in the US Midwest and Belgium, where enthusiastic brewers revolutionized the art of beer making around the turn of the century. Although some of the beer brands are now defunct and others have moved on to more high-tech breweries, these massive factories still stand as a testament to a very special time in beer-making history. Since these buildings are so popular, many have already been turned into modern housing or office buildings, so start exploring soon before the original architecture and machinery are all gone. NOTE: do so with caution! These breweries are private property and can be very dangerous if you enter without permission, get permission and proceed with extreme care.” w/ photos

50 Comedy Spoilers In 3 Minutes

01/27/11 -- Videos

“TheFineBros continue their quest to SPOIL THE PLANET this time with 50 COMEDY SPOILERS that were all selected based off suggestions from all of their subscribers!”

Don’t Be A Pervert

01/27/11 -- Photos

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The Empire Farts Back

01/27/11 -- Hilarious

“I swore I’d never do another fart video, because they’re crude, juvenile, and just generally an insult to everyone’s intelligence. And now it seems I’ve done another fart video. But I swear this one will be the last.” — OneMinuteGalactica

Tram Sauna

01/27/11 -- Wacky News

“Think the London Underground gets hot in the summer? Well think again – it won’t be quite as hot as the world’s first tram sauna unveiled in Milan. Unfortunately this real tram is no longer in operation and sits in one place at the spa resort in northern Italy. But, created by public transport designers QC Termemilano, it has all the features of the original carriage – except now it’s a bit more wooden inside, a bit hotter, and a bit stuffier. It comes complete with hot coals and benches – as well as the tram’s trademark pitched roof and open window views of its surroundings. The designers claim the idea is to show commuters that public transport needn’t always be stressful. A spokesman said: ‘People can get very stressed traveling through a city center. ‘This innovative design is to show that not all public transport is frustrating. It can be somewhere to relax.’ The historical Carelli tram sits in the middle of a spa complex on a real track, all of its own.” w/ photos

TapeHand Vs. The Street

01/27/11 -- Photos

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Baby Celtic Dancing

01/27/11 -- Hilarious

“5-month-old baby in his Jolly Jumper dancing to the Celtic fiddling of Natalie McMaster.”

Objects In Mirror Are Losing Sticker

01/27/11 -- Neat Products

“This sticker looks best in black or white… This playful sticker is sure to add a bit more cheer to any drive… and the policeman who gives you a speeding ticket.” w/ photos

Soccer Interview FAIL

01/27/11 -- Hilarious

“Ball tampering is illegal in soccer… I think.”