“A montage that I edited late 2010/early 2011 under my Bottoms Up Productions label: The name says it all – slaps, slaps, and more slaps!” — Jeff Smith
The Meatball Snowman
01/27/11 -- Deliciousness
“The Meatball Snowman started with a package of ground chuck that I bought from Sam’s Club. I then added some eggs and breadcrumbs to the meat to help it stay together while it was being cooked, formed it into three giant meatballs and tossed them in the oven… As soon as I had the meatballs stacked up I went to work decorating the meatball snowman with Parmesan cheese to give him a nice snow effect, a bacon scarf, hot dog arms, a top hat and a nose that I carved out of a chunk of Velveeta and tomato eyes and buttons. After he was all decorated and I snapped some pictures (I threw the beer and Stoli bottles in so you could get an accurate idea of just how big a five pound meatball snowman really is) and then proceeded to make a sandwich out of half of his delicious meatball head, the bacon scarf and the Velveeta cheese hat and nose.” w/ photos
Top 25 Worst Playboy Cover Models
01/27/11 -- Top Lists
“Since its inception in 1953, Playboy has been the gift that keeps on giving to men around the world. However, that’s not to say that every Playboy model has been as sizzlingly attractive as Joana Krupa. In fact, sometimes Playboy sets its sights on sad, attention-starved starlets simply for the PR. Take Tara Reid, for example. Her spread will draw in many readers more interested in the train wreck than the scintillation. Similarly, sometimes Playboy snags some real hotties, but only gives us a small slither of nudity pie – not exactly what ‘readers’ are seeking from the magazine… we decided now is as appropriate of a time as ever to compile some of Playboy’s worst cover girls in the mag’s history. Of course, for the record, we’d probably still sleep with them all.” w/ photos
Water Main Break Leaves Cars Covered In Ice
01/27/11 -- Wacky News
“A car in Manhattan was trapped in a thick layer of ice from bumper to bumper like an ice sculpture. We’re told a private water service line ruptured under the street. All the water came up and caused a puddle. The cars going back and forth splashed the water onto parked cars. One car got the worst of it. To make matters worse, the owner of the car barely touched the back window and it collapsed. Crews eventually managed to steam the car out of its ice cube encasing.” w/ photos
Mysterious Piano Appears On Florida Sandbar
01/27/11 -- Wacky News
“Call it the latest piano bar, a large-scale mystery, or a whole new set of Florida Keys. In Miami’s Biscayne Bay, a grand piano has appeared — perched on the highest point of a sandbar. “We don’t know how the piano got out there, we don’t know who’s responsible for putting the piano out there and at this point it’s clearly a mystery,” said Jorge Pino of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. And for now, it’s staying put. Authorities told CNN they have no plans to remove it. “What will probably happen is that the piano will just disintegrate because of the salt water and the salt air,” said Pino, adding that it will not harm the wildlife. The finding has struck a chord with residents and tourists, inspiring some to board their boats and check it out. But if they’re planning to perform a concerto, their hopes will likely fall flat. “This piano’s so banged up you can’t even bang out any tunes on it,” reported Andre Hepkins of CNN affiliate WSVN, as he stood on the sandbar attempting to tickle the ivories.” w/ video
I’m Hardcore! (The Song)
01/27/11 -- Hilarious
Chicken Lays A Surprise
01/27/11 -- Hilarious
