Top 10 Songs That Are Impossible To Understand

“Some of us go our whole lives without knowing the real lyrics to a song. Often we don’t even realize that the lyrics we’ve been belting at the top of our lungs aren’t correct — until we embarrass ourselves at karaoke. Some bands, though, seem to be asking for their lyrics to be misheard or not heard at all. Vocal styling, a blistering tempo, and using bizarre word choices all contribute to these tunes and our difficulty understanding anything they’re trying to say.” w/ videos

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Female Superhero Helps Beijing’s Poor

Dressed in low-cut black tights and wearing a blue mask, her pictures leave us wondering if she attracted attention for more than just her generosity. Jokes aside, she did do a pretty good job of helping out – handing out food, warm clothing and gifts to beggars and homeless people. Why she didn’t put on some of the warm clothing herself on a cool December night, is something we don’t have an answer to. The appearance of this mysterious woman did cause a stir of sorts among the residents of Beijing. People started talking about her on the internet and in local media. Pictures of her acts of kindness at public places such as the Xidan subway station and in front of the Wangfujing bookstore have been doing the rounds ever since the night of Christmas Eve.” w/ photos

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Guitar Cheese Board

Your wine and cheese party just got a whole lot more… rock and roll! Find the perfect balance of sophistication and spice with a cheese board set that’s guaranteed to inspire a lyric or two. You’ll be singing ‘Stairway to Cutting Board Heaven’ in no time, as you wine and dine with this grooving assortment: three brushed stainless steel tools, a rubberwood cutting board with bamboo inlayed ‘strings’, swivel feature for effortless storage, and rubber feet for safe display. Strum cheese board and cheese knife set measures 14”Lx7½”W and arrives gift boxed.” w/ photos

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Table Worm FAIL

“Boss gets way too drunk and slams face into table!” — stuffnathandoes

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Smoke Off

“He looks like a fat Ryan Reynolds.” — stoneyj024

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Strip Club Launches Alibi Aftershave?

A range of perfumes and colognes launched by a strip club aims to recreate the scents of commonly-used excuses given by men who are trying to explain to their other halves where they have been all evening. You’re home late, your clothes are disheveled you smell of alcohol. How do you convince your better half you really weren’t out on the tiles? The answer may be here… in the form of a new range of aftershaves designed to throw suspicious wives and girlfriends off the scent. The Alibi range can mask the smell of a heavy night with aromas linked to more wholesome activities.” w/ photos

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