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“A mall is one or more buildings forming a complex of shops representing merchandisers, with interconnecting walkways enabling visitors to easily walk from unit to unit, along with a parking area – a modern, indoor version of the traditional marketplace… From resorts to indoor roller coasters, meet some of the coolest shopping centers that will drive crazy the shopaholic in you.” w/ photos
“I love the leg wiggle and squat fart. I like how some people get so pissed off and serious about simple ‘farting. ‘Don’t act like your shit doesn’t stink: everyone farts.” — Dominasty
“Excuse me while the representatives of the different parts of my brain on the Neurological Council discuss this matter of incomprehension.” — MegaQueenlover
“Friends, classmates, and loved ones gathered last night at a memorial service in the Westside High School gymnasium to celebrate the life of 17-year-old Brooke Belzer, who, before she died tragically in a car accident last week, was beloved for her bright personality and for giving easily the best hand jobs in the school. The untimely passing of Belzer, whom mourners remembered as a smart, accommodating teen who loved to laugh, watch movies with friends, and bring male friends to sexual climax with her hand, has left many in the Goldsboro community in a state of shock. “I can’t believe she’s gone,” said Brian Jennings, a longtime classmate and neighbor. “It’s just so shocking to think that someone as vibrant and full of life as Brooke is gone, and I’ll never see her again. How can that be?” Added Jennings, “She just rubbed me off in the Hardee’s parking lot last week.” Belzer, a passenger in the single-car accident, was killed when driver Keith Foley, who survived the wreck with only minor injuries, became distracted and lost control of the vehicle. Belzer was not wearing a seat belt at the time. Classmates said the field hockey team member was very well-liked by her fellow students, who greatly enjoyed Belzer’s goofy sense of humor, her habit of keeping moisturizer in her purse, and her carefree attitude.” w/ photo
“It’s the one meal that doesn’t need the presence of chicken or steak to be deemed a ‘meal’ by him. He claims that pepperoni is enough. Oh, and sometimes we have bacon on our pizza. I guess he kinda knows me. So, I’m always looking for new pizza-like foods. Unfortunately, these still didn’t count as real pizza for Mr. How Sweet, which meant we had pizza the next night anyway. But that doesn’t mean they weren’t tasty! In case you’re wondering, I did try these with sweet potatoes since we loved them so much. They were good too. Not as pretty, but they definitely worked.” w/ photos
“Matthew Cusick is a graduated artist from Cooper Union. Inspired by topography, he creates incredible works of art with map cutout. Cusick reconfigures entire networks of roads, rivers and municipal transit systems to create intricate artworks that look like paintings and drawings, if looked at from afar.” w/ photos