Tony And The Rapers

“A Typo on a CD cover makes a band rethink their entire catalogue.”

Anti-Shark Suit

They say imitation is the greatest form of flattery, and that’s why a San Diego man took an ancient idea and made it even better. Most people will never wear a shark suit made out of chain maille, but a variation of that protective material may be the fabric of the future.  The company is called Neptunic Technologies, and much of what they’re working on is a secret. But this time next year, their product may be popping up in a store near you.  If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to be bitten by a shark, just ask the man who has sustained thousands of shark bites.  “It’s stimulating, it’s fun if you do it safely, but it’s incredibly dangerous,” Jeremiah Sullivan said.  Sullivan has appeared on more than 45 television shows and film projects demonstrating the Neptunic shark suit that he first invented in the 1970s. Decades later, Sullivan is using the technology of chain maille to make an even stronger, lighter shark suit that could sustain a great white shark attack.  Sullivan is already selling his super-material called Neptech to the government and military.” w/ photo + video

Home Entertainment System Made Out Of A Car

Have you ever wanted a vibrating home entertainment hub made out of a Mini that includes an Xbox, amplifiers, lasers and a fridge? Your wish has just come true. Not only can you watch films, listen to music and play Xbox and PS3, this adapted Mini will also give you a kick up the backside when things get really exciting. Designer David Gawthorpe spent two years turning the front end of a Mini into a multi-function console. It also boasts a remote controlled smoke machine, a small fridge at the back, iPod dock and headphones. Then there’s the 500-watt amplifier, strobes and lasers.” w/ photos

Long Shirt Tag

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Aziz Ansari Is Looking For Work

“Aziz Ansari is looking for some work and needs everyones help. As seen at the 2011 Producers Guild Awards.”

The Body Pillow

This body pillow tucks, supports and comforts you in all the right places, night after glorious night. With its unique shape, unlike any you’ve seen before, this body support pillow bends and curves with the natural shape of your body. The Spinal Support Body Pillow supports your neck, tucks under the small of your back, and then keeps your hips aligned with your body for true spinal support. 100% cotton and microfiber filled for the best night’s sleep.” w/ photos

Avalanche PWNS Car

“This accident actually created a new legal standard used by insurance companies: Pwned By God. That’s for when Act of God just doesn’t go far enough in describing the ridiculousness or hilarity of the situation.”

Cap’n Crunch’s Oops!

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Chick Walks Across Mexico

“I’m pretty sure this recreation of Walking Across The USA was created with the sole purpose of proving that this chick is the only thing worth checking out in Mexico.”

Top 13 Most Arduous Animal Sex Habits

“You think YOU have a tough time getting laid? These 13 animals work for sex more than any species on earth. From drinking pee to morphing the size and shape of their penis, to actually DYING for sex, here are thirteen animals that have the hardest time getting laid. Warning: terrible sex jokes ahead…” w/ photos + videos