“Optimal post work-out nourishment. Side effects may include resurrection.”
Maximum Protein Experience
03/02/11 -- Deliciousness
Tough Little Wrestler
03/02/11 -- Videos
Powered Cheese Grater
03/02/11 -- Neat Products
“This is the powered cheese grater that automatically slices, shreds, or grates cheese. Three interchangeable blades produce wafer-thin slices of Parmigiano-Reggiano, airy flecks of Pecorino Romano, or silky strands of Manchego simply by pressing the top of the device. The device can shred up to two kinds of cheese at once, allowing you to create freshly grated blends. The cheese receptacle comes with a lid, providing convenient storage in a refrigerator. About the size of a pepper mill, the cordless battery powered device operates for up to 25 minutes after a four-hour charge from the included AC adapter. For semi-hard to hard cheese; also grates nutmeg, cinnamon sticks, or similar spices. Blades and receptacle are hand-washable.” w/ photos
Top 10 Annoying People You Meet At Concerts
03/02/11 -- Top Lists
“You’ve waited weeks for your favorite band to plant ground in your sleepy hometown. You spent days sleeping in the back of your pickup truck in a freezing tundra of a stadium parking lot to buy your ticket. You sold a vital organ just to score the money for a single seat in the arena. And now, you have to spend it next to one of these sour notes.” w/ photos
Audio Light Bulb
03/02/11 -- Neat Products
“This is the wireless, illuminated speaker that installs as easily as a light bulb. It fits unobtrusively within a recessed can light receptacle, replacing a standard light bulb, for discreet audio and lighting. Providing crisp audio, the full-range, 10-watt speaker receives interference-free wireless audio signals from up to 50′ away from its transmitter, which docks with any iPod/iPhone equipped with a 30-pin connector. The speaker has integrated LEDs that provide bright light similar to a 60-watt light bulb. The included remote controls volume, play/pause, and light dimming to 50% of brightness. Transmitter has an auxiliary port for connecting other audio inputs. Includes two speakers; supports a total of eight speakers.” w/ photos
Iraqi Patriot Missile Defense System
03/02/11 -- Hilarious
War Over Whoopie Pie!
03/02/11 -- Wacky News
“It consists of two round, textbook-thick, palm-sized chocolate cakes that sandwich a creamy vanilla filling to create one sinfully rich snack. It’s the whoopie pie, a snack so beloved that residents in two states have cooked up a good-natured tug of war over which place is its rightful home — Maine or Pennsylvania? A state legislator in Maine whipped up passions when he introduced a bill in January to make the whoopie pie Maine’s official state dessert. Like a group of chefs tweaking a recipe, a legislative committee has since dropped “dessert” in favor of making the snack Maine’s official “treat.” No matter — residents in Pennsylvania’s Lancaster County say that’s just baloney. Those round mounds of cakey goodness originated from kitchens of the area’s Amish families, dating back generations, they say. “We’ve had this thing going with the whoopie pie here for years and years and decades,” John Smucker, CEO of the family-run company that owns the Bird-in-Hand Bakery, said as kitchen workers busily put together a batch of red velvet whoopie pies. “And all of a sudden they try to enter into the picture… It’s just a bunch of nonsense.” w/ photo
Odd Future Gets Signed
03/02/11 -- Hilarious
