The Button King

The Button King’s story began one night in 1983, when his insomnia prevented him from falling asleep. Back then, television went off at two in the morning, so he had to find something to pass the time. Searching through his old things, he found an old denim jumpsuit and started sewing buttons on it. Two years and ten months later, Dalton was still a chronic insomniac, but his jumpsuit was covered with 16,333 buttons and weighed 16 pounds. Remarkably as that sounds, it was only the beginning of his incredible experience with buttons. Even after completing his button tracksuit, Stevens kept attaching thousands of buttons on various stuff. He glued 3,005 buttons on his guitar and 517 buttons on his shoes. His banjo, piano and his 1983 Chevette soon followed, and before long, his unique occupation grabbed the attention of the media.” w/ photos

French SWAT Team FAIL

“It’s matter of fact that one in three French SWAT team members is just there for comic relief. I guess overshooting the target is better than accidentally shooting the target.”

No Cavities

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Chainsaw Beer Bottle Opener

“This dude pops open the top of two beers, without damaging the bottle, using a chainsaw. The sound of a beer bottle popping open is definitely one of my favorite sounds for a Friday.” — V.V.A

Top 13 Characters That Make MacGyver Proud

“The show followed intelligent, optimistic, laid-back, resourceful secret agent Angus MacGyver, played by Richard Dean Anderson, as he served as a trouble shooter for the Phoenix Foundation, a privately funded think-tank that offered a broad range of services to the government and private sectors. Every week, from 1985 to 1992, MacGyver was called to solve life-or-death problems using his scientist background, bomb-technician know-how and the occasional paperclip, duct tape and/or Swiss army knife… But imagine if you could combine MacGyver’s skill with weapons and more impressive tools like paint cans, puppets, or soccer balls? Then the magic would really happen! That’s what these 13 characters did, making the papa of all ingenuity mighty proud.” w/ photos

Artist In Time-Lapsed Motion

“Absolutely breathtaking… I love Mark Ryden’s work. However, from 3:00-3:30ish, it looks like that piece of meat on the right is talking… And it’s seriously creeping me out.” — nb

Human Space Shuttle

What do you get if you cram thousands of rocket scientists in a car park? A human space shuttle of course. This historic video shows 2,100 employees of the Kennedy Space Centre in Florida shuffling into position as they quickly and efficiently ‘assemble’ a to-scale replica of the space shuttle with their own bodies. But according to NASA, the well executed mission didn’t quite go to plan as too many people turned up. Not ones to be put off by a technical glitch however, the quick thinking boffins came up with a cunning plan – form a (slightly wonky) circle around the craft. A spokesman from the space centre said: ‘It was planned to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the shuttle and the whole event was open to all Kennedy Centre employees. ‘As you would expect with rocket scientists the whole thing was very well organised, apart from the fact too many people turned up.’ The car park just outside the centre was cordoned off on Friday morning and an exact outline of the shuttle chalked onto the ground.” w/ photos + video

Two Things Are Wrong With This Photo

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Oily Goop Spotted In Gulf Of Mexico

Oil spill crews laid out boom to protect marshes and bird-nesting areas on Monday after an oily substance washed ashore along a remote area of Louisiana’s coast. Samples of that substance will be tested, but it is not suspected to be residual oil from the Deepwater Horizon spill last April. The substances has washed ashore along some eight miles of Elmers Island, local officials said. The discovery came a day after the Coast Guard said it received reports of a “dark substance” spread out over 100 miles south of Grande Isle, La. The agency said on Sunday that the goop appeared to be caused by river sediment and contained very little oil. An analysis found only trace amounts of petroleum hydrocarbons, oil and grease — all at levels well within the Louisiana Department of Environmental Quality’s clean water standard, the Coast Guard said in a statement.” w/ photo

Blonde Girl Can’t Fly

“This girl tries to use a grocery cart to achieve flight, but fails with a spectacular nosedive, landing right on her twin engines.”