“Dawq, if yu came up 2 me sayin dat shit… mayn, ida popped a mufuckin cap up yo ass, dawq. Yu tink dat shyts funny? Nah mayn, dat aint coo, real talk mayn. Yu can’t b doin dat shyt round here. Yu best be beleevn dat shyt, son.” — TheDoorknob1
How To Spot A Liar
03/04/11 -- How To's
Top 10 Things That Tick Off Your Waiter
03/04/11 -- Top Lists
“This list will not be about tipping, paying your bill, or money in general, because none of those actually have anything to do with waiting on you or contribute to your dinner. Not tipping and not paying your bill is inexcusable, but maybe you were very nice, very polite, and just happen to be stingy, who knows? But after starting my waiting ‘career’ at IHOP in Compton, CA, and currently waiting tables at Chart House in Malibu, I know exactly what the worst things anybody can do to ensure that I will want to punch them in the face. And here they are…” w/ photos
Hyena Vs. Elephant’s Butt
03/03/11 -- Hilarious
Slo-Mo Gun Pellets To The Belly
03/03/11 -- Pretty Cool
Top 8 Precariously Placed Cliff Towns
03/03/11 -- Top Lists
“These quaint towns have it all – remote location, rich history, a ton of classic architecture and last but not least, incredibly breathtaking views. Nestled into cliffs, above gorges, and on top of ancient lava flows, it’s pretty amazing these cities have survived for so long.” w/ photos
Ear Guards
03/03/11 -- Neat Products
“Keep your ears safe from ear-spiders and earwigs with these protective Ear Guards! Just slip them over your ears before you go to bed at night and you’ll wake up revitalized, refreshed and ear-bug free! After all, ears are meant for hearing not housing! Two vinyl guards with snug-fit elastic on each illustrated card. One size fits all.” w/ photos
