Worker Gets Trapped In Step Ladder

A hapless officer worker managed to trap himself in a stepladder – and had to be freed by firefighters. Firefighters were called to help the man after he wedged both legs in the second rung of the three-step ladder. They tried to spare his blushes by not identifying him but a picture of the freak accident in Lewisham, south-east London still emerged. It is the latest in a bizarre string of rescues for the capital’s firefighters.” w/ photo

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Albino Cyclops Shark

“The birth defect is called holoprosencephaly, and it’s when the embryo’s brain fails to develop into two separate hemispheres (leading to deformation of the face). I’d suggest not looking that up if you don’t want to have nightmares.” — elSethro

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Poo Revenge Tattoo

A seemingly perfect act of revenge in which an angry boyfriend tattooed a steaming pile of poo on his cheating girlfriend’s back has been thrown into doubt after the image went viral. Rossie Brovent, from Dayton, Ohio, was said to be seeking $100,000 in damages after Ryan Fitzjerald ‘tricked’ her into getting the body art. It was reported she was expecting a scene from the Narnia trilogy but her dream design backfired when Fitzjerald found out she’d been cheating on him with his best friend. She was said to have claimed he tricked her by drinking ‘a bottle of cheap wine’ and downing tequila shots with her before she signed the consent form. ‘Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back,’ she was reported as saying. Ms Brovent apparently tried to have him charged with assault – but there were no police or court records of the incident and no one of that name could be tracked down in Dayton.” w/ photo

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Magic Poop Collector

“An amazing new device that picks up after your dog without any hassles. Dog feces is extremely dangerous to people even if you pick it up. A residue is left over and can cause blindness, liver damage and death. The Pootrap solves these problems once and for all.”

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The Cyclic Elevator

“Freshers week footage of new students testing out the rare and exciting Paternoster. This one is found in the Attenborough Tower of the University of Leicester, UK. But what happens if you forget to get off at the top!?” — inoy0

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