‪Katy Perry Lyric Translator

“Now all you parents out there can learn just how dirty Katy Perry’s lyrics are.”

Doodle Tablecloth

The Doodle Tablecloth is pre-shrunk 100% cotton and is printed to look like a giant piece of graph paper, complete with printed lines, holes, and red margins. It comes with eight wash-out fabric markers. Get your kiddos excited about dinner by having them draw placemats for each member of the family. Doodle the vegetables that will be tried that evening (one bite, just one bite!). No matter what gets doodled on the tablecloth, it all washes out in the Hot cycle of your washing machine, so you can start with a clean piece of paper the next evening.” w/ photos

The Longest Video On YouTube

“This is currently the longest video on youtube. I challenge anyone to try and make a longer video.” — MoldytoasterMedia

I Will, Too!

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Top 9 Most Badass Ways To Quit A Job

“We’ve all had the fantasy: Quitting in the most spectacular, unforgettable way possible. Happily, there are people our there who’ve lived out this dream. And these are their stories.” w/ photos + videos

World’s Longest Motorbike

In these days of soaring fuel prices it could be the perfect answer for a Hell’s Angels chapter keen to keep costs down. Colin Furze’s 72ft motorbike can seat 25 – and what’s more he’s proved it can be driven at speeds of 35mph. Admittedly only Mr Furze was on the bike at the time of the test drive, but with a few suspension modifications it’s possible he could load up with passengers, as pictured here. The Lincolnshire plumber, at the head of the bike, used one-and-a-half 125cc mopeds and an extended aluminum frame to create the machine. He is hoping it will be recognized as the world’s longest motorbike by the Guinness Book of Records.” w/ photos

I Used This Stuff Last Night!

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Dog Vs. Girl Car Race

“I love how he looks behind him to check if shes catching up on him! This video is pure epicness.” — Liikavarvas2

Top 10 Worst Moments In Marvel Comics

“Marvel Comics is responsible for a complete revitalization of the comic book industry in the 60s, some of the greatest and most beloved characters and superhero stories in history, and helping to convince the mainstream that comic books are a legitimate art form. Their power and greatness cannot be denied. But, it also cannot be denied that every now and then Marvel has dropped the ball and released terrible comics. This is not a condemnation of Marvel comics or their characters. Instead, it is a condemnation of the bad storytellers, the bad artists, and the bad writers who betrayed the public’s trust by abusing the characters and creations that Marvel fans hold so dear. In chronological order, here are ten of the all time worst moments in the history of Marvel Comics.” w/ photos

‪Turtle Bangs Squeeze Toy‬‏

“No need to rush, turtle. Slow and steady always wins in the long run.”