“Is there a censored version of this? I’m offended by the word chainsaw.” — tibblewinks
Jon Lajoie – F**k Everything
07/30/11 -- Hilarious
Top 14 Movie Premises Based On Board Games
07/30/11 -- Top Lists
“With movies based on Candyland, Battleship, Monopoly and even Ouija, Hollywood is really scraping the bottom of the barrel. So while they’re down there, they might as well cash in on our nostalgia too. I took thirty minutes days out of my time to help them with these well thought out and plot-hole proof concepts.” w/ photos
Dragonflies In Love
07/30/11 -- Odd Articles
“This picture shows two dragonflies making love in the most romantic way – by forming a heart shape. Shocked Chelyapin Dmitry almost choked on his picnic as he sat with his family by a lake near his hometown of Chelyabinsk, Russia. Out of the corner of his eye, he was stunned to see the pair creating the universal sign of love. Chelyapin quickly dropped his sandwiches and grabbed his point-and-shoot digital camera to snap this incredible close-up picture of the moment.” w/ photo
Tightrope Canyon
07/30/11 -- Pretty Cool
Man Finds Bloody Bandage In Pizza
07/30/11 -- Wacky News
“Ken Wieczerza usually loves a slice of leftover pizza from the refrigerator. But when he bit into this particular piece of cold Pizza Hut pie, he recoiled when his teeth encountered an unexpected ingredient: a blue bandage with what appeared to be remnants of dried blood. “It felt kind of like biting into a folded-up piece of plastic,” he recalled. “I can’t think of anything more disgusting than chewing on a bandage, other than a body part. Fortunately, I didn’t swallow it.” The bandage was baked into the bottom crust with a slight indentation, he said. The approximately 1-by-3-inch adhesive strip in a bright blue hue was dotted with what looked like blood droplets. The revolting find came on June 9, the day after he purchased the large supreme pizza with pepperoni, ham, green peppers and other toppings as takeout from a Clifton Park location. Since then, the bandage and half-eaten slice has been sealed in a plastic zip-close bag and stored in his freezer as evidence while Wieczerza has engaged in a rising contretemps with Pizza Hut officials.” w/ photos
Under The Clouds
07/30/11 -- Pretty Cool
“For more pleasure, if you don’t have good speakers, use a Headphone! These images and these sounds were recorded during a travel from ‘Toulouse’ to ‘Paris’, and from ‘Paris’ to ‘Martinique’. We see the North and the South of ‘Martinique’, the Atlantic Ocean and the Caribbean Sea, during the rainy season in July, 2011.” — Gioacchino
Four Loko Popsicles
07/30/11 -- How To's
“In the summer time, strange things happen. It must be the heat… mixed with the stash of original recipe Four Loko alcoholic energy drinks we still have in our garage, but I feel like this recipe was one that was bound to happen — Four Loko Popsicles. Just as a preface, this is a terrible idea.” w/ photos
