The Most Dramatically Normal Day Ever

“I cried… twice.” — JacqiPro

Is This Your Card?

“Terrific mathematical planning.” — LeBadman

Congratulations, Nurse Nicole!

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Han Solo In Carbonite Ice Cube Tray

The Han Solo Ice Cube Tray comes with room for six (6) small, 1.75″ Han Solos and one (1) large, 3.5″ Solo. We’re pretty sure that Boba Fett would be happy with just one smuggler on ice but seven would be a serious payday! The silicone on the mold is good down to -40F so don’t try using these on Hoth. They should be fine in your average household freezer though.” w/ photos

Top 10 Banned Movies

“For nearly the entire history of film production, certain films have been banned by film censorship or review organizations for political or moral reasons. Typically, a banned film goes through editing to remove explicit scenes, and is then re-released. The following entries include films that have, at some point, been disallowed for public viewing. I have ranked entries based on a combination of the nature of the ban and the critical reception and overall popularity of the film.” w/ videos

Russian Sniper FTW!

“I was like why the fuck would you shoot a porta-potty? Then BAM! HOLY FUCK, THAT’S SOME EXPLOSIVE SHIT!” — KillerTofu808

Got A Raging Soft-On?

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Bullseye Dominos

“Those last dominoes standing must have felt like total badasses!” — Coffesdashit

Chocolate Covered Fritos

“At first I was a little bummed that each Frito wasn’t completely covered in chocolate until I started eating them and realized that doing so would completely overpower the salty taste of the Fritos with the sweet taste of the chocolate. As they are though the chocolate covered Fritos are the perfect mix of sweet and salty. I’ve tried chocolate covered potato chips before and wasn’t a huge fan. With those the potato chips seemed to get sort of soggy as the chocolate started melting, but I’m happy to report that the chocolate covered Fritos had no problem at all maintaining their crunchiness!” w/ photos

Segway Paramedics

Emergency service bosses in Austria are to buy a fleet of Segway scooters equipped with sirens and blue flashing lights. Red Cross officials in Vienna made the decision after the British guyrobikes outperformed ambulances and paramedic motorbikes in trials. They say Segways are ideal for reaching stricken patients in traffic jams and busy shopping centers after they started the trial project last autumn. “They go places that conventional vehicles could never reach,” said Red Cross spokesman Andreas Zenker. They had proved especially useful in shopping precincts at Xmas and marathons in the Austrian city’s of Vienna and Linz where pavements were lined with supporters and the roads filled with runners, he added. “The Segway could get to people that needed medical help much more effectively than anything else we’ve seen so far,” said Mr Zenker.” w/ photo