Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From

“Where do babies come from? Introducing Johnny Orlando Jr. Jr., the spawn of the world’s leading metal journalist, who headed to California Metal Fest to find out for himself. Carnifex, Arsis, Misery Index, Fear Factory, Revocation and Gene Hoglan offer their explanations. We make no warranties about the accuracy of the information contained in this video, because even we don’t know where babies come from… Jr. Jr. just showed up on our doorstep one day.” — jojarms

My Nizzle!

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Scrambled Egg & Waffle Breakfast Pizza

“I started off by cooking a Belgian waffle in my waffle maker, whipping up some scrambled eggs and some Hollandaise sauce on my stove and cooking some bacon and some maple syrup flavored breakfast sausages. Once everything was done I poured the Hollandaise sauce over my Belgian waffle and topped it with shredded mozzarella and Cheddar cheese, the scrabbled eggs, sausage and bacon chunks and some chopped up red and green peppers. Since everything was already pre-cooked I didn’t want to risk burning anything (especially the waffle) by putting it into the oven for too long, but I definitely wanted to get the cheese nice and gooey. I only ended up cooking it for seven minutes at 350 degrees, but that turned out to be the perfect amount of time as the breakfast pizza turned out amazing. Seriously, and I don’t mean to be narcissistic here, but for being a terrible cook I sometimes amaze myself with how good some of my random creations are.” w/ photos

Art Dew Drops?

“They look like modern art prints or an expensive advertising campaign. But these photographs of water droplets were the painstaking work of a macro-photographer with an interest in all things small. Talented Brian Valentine took the incredible shots by placing a magazine advert behind grassy water droplets in his back garden. Retired Brian, who specializes in macro photography, also used a pot of Colman’s mustard and tin of cat food as props in his quirky collection.” w/ photos

Lid Cat

“I liked the part where the cat closed the lid.” — lmayliffe

Girls In Bikinis Wash Cars To Support Putin

“Can politics be sexy? In Russia it can. These girls strip off and wash cars to encourage support for Vladimir Putin.”

Chatbot Vs. Chatbot

“What happens when you let two bots have a conversation? We certainly never expected this.” — CornellCCSL

Google Tests World’s Fastest Broadband Service

Silicon Valley residents are getting the first taste of Google’s experimental 1Gbps broadband service, which allows download speeds 100 times faster than normal. Download speeds on the network are up to 300 Mbps, with an upload speed of 150 Mbps, being hailed as the fastest internet speeds in the world available to the home user. A 95-megabyte high-definition movie trailer downloaded in about nine seconds. Normal cable download speeds are about 13Mbps, or about 1/20th the speed of Google Fiber. The service in Palo Alto, California, the home of Stanford University, has been live for the last month and is made possible by new networks of fibre optic cable laid to homes, replacing copper wire and telephone cable. It is being rolled out to a select group of homes in Stanford University’s Residential Subdivision, around 850 faculty- and staff-owned homes on the campus. It will be free to residents for the first year.” w/ photos

We Need One, Now!

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Top 10 Greatest Remakes Of Vintage Sci-Fi Movies

“The ’50s and ’60s were a golden age for science fiction movies; however, the remakes that those films inspired have frequently been dead-eyed, shuffling, Hollywood zombies. Nevertheless a few of their less blighted children have managed to get past their rubber tentacled heritage to become truly classic re-imaginings, and some have even surpassed the originals in popularity and critical acclaim. Here are some of the best.” w/ photos