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Dolphins Know How To Walk On Water

Dolphins in the wild are teaching themselves to ‘walk’ with their tails along the surface of water, biologists have claimed. The mammals, which are celebrated for their playful natures, are developing the skill “just for fun”, according to the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society (WDCS) in Australia. Dolphin tail-walking has no known practical function and has been likened to dancing in humans. WDCS researcher Dr Mike Bossley, who has observed Adelaide’s Port River dolphins for the past 24 years, said he had documented spectacular tail walking in two adult female dolphins, known as Billie and Wave. Now four other individuals have been recorded perfecting their walking techniques – Wave’s calf Tallula, Bianca and her calf Hope, and calf Bubbles. Tail walking is very rare in the wild and in thousands of hours of observation only one other dolphin has ever been observed tail walking in the Port River, and then only once. The Port Adelaide dolphins are now said to be tail walking many times each day.” w/ video

Masturbating Bathtub For Women

“Awkwardly-coiffed magician Penn Jillette is an inventor. His greatest triumph: a “hydro-therapeutic stimulator” for women with jetstreams directed to “stimulation points (e.g., the clitoris) of the female user when the female user sits in the seat.” Meet the Jill-Jet… Hey ladies, I know what you’re thinking: There is nothing sexier than sitting in a giant vat of jetstreaming masturbation. That is why Penn Jillette invented the Jill-Jet.” w/ photos

The Mexican And His Robot

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Granny Impersonates Michael Jackson

“A grandmother from England plans to become a professional Michael Jackson impersonator.”

Odd Man Sleepin’

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Iron Maiden’s Lounge Act

“I love Iron Maiden. But that didn’t stop me from making them sound like a lounge act. All instruments were arranged, played and produced by me.” — AndyRehfeldt

11th Millennium And Beyond

“The 11th millennium and beyond is a period of time that will begin on 1 January 10001 CE. Several predictions have been made concerning this future time period. This article is a compendium of such predictions, ranging from factual astronomical knowledge to the predictions of science fiction.” w/ words

World’s Largest Shopping Mall

“South China mall built in 2005, currently the world’s largest mall sits empty in Dongguan city of Guangdong province, China.”

Top 10 Nerds In Nickelodeon TV Show History

“Nickelodeon is a network that his seen its fair share of nerds. Of all the uncool characters ever featured on the network, here are the ten nerdiest.” w/ photos