C-3PO & R2-D2 Visit A Megastore

“Watch what unfolds when C-3PO and R2-D2 land on earth and discover a Currys & PC World Megastore…”

Cockroach King Concerned Over Rise Of Bedbugs

His Royal Highness, King Leopold Blattodea IV, undisputed lord and ruler of the cockroaches, expressed dismay and concern that the recent rise in bedbug populations could threaten his sovereignty over the realm of human squalor. Gathered in His Majesty’s begrimed throne room behind the bathroom sink, a solemn coterie of royal advisers and nobleroaches received the king’s proclamation in tense silence, awaiting his word on precisely how the cockroach kingdom would respond to the bedbug scourge. “Many hours have I spent in my chambers contemplating this worrisome development,” King Leopold declared from atop his throne of toilet-paper scraps and human hair. “For centuries, the woodwork and drainpipes of the world have been the unassailed domain of we roaches. Exterminators were powerless to stop us. Humans shrieked at the sight of us. But now this meddlesome bedbug has inspired tenfold the terror.” w/ photos

SpyNet Video Watch

“The biggest disguise every with the SpyNet Mission Video Watch is that it looks like a children’s toy. It is not. The tech crammed into this watch is astounding, and all the gadget fiends here want one. Basically, it’s everything you could want crammed into one cool looking watch. Read on, and become enamored with the SpyNet Mission Video Watch, too.” w/ photos

The Money Swimsuit

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How To Use A Bidet

“No, that is not a sink or a toilet without a seat. It’s a bidet and it’s even better than wet wipes.”

Han Frozen In LEGOS

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Amazing Hole-In-One Shot

“Nice paycheck, and nice job getting a two-year deal to stay on the PGA Tour. For those who don’t know, the majority of professional golfers travel around playing small time tournaments, living in Ramada Inns, and pulling down mid-five digit annual salaries. Hitting the big-time like this is a dream come true.” — TheSanityInspector

Woman In Taiwan Plans To Marry Herself

A Taiwanese woman feels she is under pressure to get married, but hasn’t yet met a man she wants to spend the rest of her life with, so she decided she will marry herself. Chen Wei-yih, a 30-year-old office worker from Taipei, has posed for photos in white gown, hired a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall where she will celebrate with 30 friends and family members on November 6. ‘Age thirty is a prime period for me. My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do?’ The Telegraph quoted Chen as saying. “It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition.” w/ photo

How To Improve Eyesight Through Diet

“Eating foods that are good for your eyes is also good for the rest of your body. Learn the list of recommendations to improve your eyesight and your overall health.”

Top 10 Reasons Women Take Back Cheaters

“They might sing along to Beyonce’s or Shakira’s empowering feminist chants, but let’s face it: not all women pull a Cheryl Cole and ditch their cheating partners. But what would make her stay in the arms of infidelity? Here are 10 reasons why women take back cheaters.” w/ photos