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Intense Bear Orgy
The iRetrofone

“The hand-sculpted iRetrofone, made by Artist Scott Freeland, fuses art with function.
The iRetrofone Base is a fully-functional, stationary iPhone dock with working handset and complete compatibility with USB cable. Each individual iRetrofone is hand-sculpted and hand-cast in urethane resin. The iRetrofone base is made of heavy-duty, half-inch thick urethane resin creating a stable, functional work station that routes voice communications through the included handset. Designed to be compatible with all iPhone’s (iPhone 3G, 3GS & iPhone 4G), it accommodates sync and charge functions via a USB cable (not included). The iRetrofone base also helps eliminate concerns about radiation.” w/ photos
How To Make A Twix Bar

“The combination of caramel and chocolate is a candy store classic, but add in a cookie crust and you get a candy-lover’s dream. With a shortbread crust, gooey caramel, and premium chocolate, our Halloween version of a Twix is irresistible… Here’s how to make one.” w/ photo
Two Crazy Asians
Top 10 Video Game Humiliations

“Gamers pride themselves on playing hard and playing well. It could be winning that ultra-hard boss battle or collecting all the skulls in a level. Whatever the video game challenge, the best of the best love the contest and the bragging rights. However, there are those moments in video gaming that shame players. There are the ill-thrown grenades that kill the thrower; there is the slip off the edge during a battle that ends your match without the opponent firing a single shot. Swallow your digital pride and get ready, these are the top 10 video game humiliations.” w/ videos
Weightlifting Parrot
Sexy Bandz

“Silly Bands are the term given to shaped rubber bands that people have begun wearing as bracelets. The animal and object shaped colorful rubber bands have become collectible, traded and worn in multiples on the arms of kids and adults alike. But if you want a little more adult version (or to compete with your children), Kikkerland has designed them in the shape of four different Kama Sutra positions.” w/ photos
The Pumpple Cake

“You’ve heard of turducken, now get ready for the dessert equivalent — the pumpple cake. While the turducken, a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey, once seemed over-the-top, the pumpple cake is even more decadent. One Philadelphia bakery dreamed up this ultimate fall dessert: pumpkin and apple pies baked in chocolate and vanilla cake, fused together and surrounded by buttercream icing. This oversize creation weighs in at a whopping 15 pounds and measures more than a foot tall. And at 1,800 calories a slice, it’s not for the faint of heart. The Flying Monkey, located in Philadelphia’s famous Reading Terminal Market, bakes this dessert-lover’s fantasy from scratch over the course of two days. It starts with the pies, which it par-bakes. The half-cooked pumpkin pie is dipped into chocolate cake batter and baked. The apple pie and vanilla cake get the same treatment and are baked on top of the chocolate cake. Its massive size means that it spends hours in the oven. Homemade buttercream is then — literally — the icing on the entire cake.” w/ photos
The Current State Of Education In America
“It’s time we take a broad look at the state of education in America today. What are our graduation rates? How are our standardized test scores? How well paid are our teachers? Let’s take the pulse of our country’s education system — all the way from its kindergartens to its universities. Comparing and contrasting with statistics from other countries, we can see where we fit in on the international scene… and we can begin to think about how to repair education in America.”

