“Okay, don’t know what it is with my cats and their tongues – Saurus was SOUND asleep when I noticed that his tongue was just… protruding!” — clawcat
World’s Tallest iPod Dock
09/10/11 -- Ridiculous
“You need a ladder to install your iDevice in the 11-foot-tall AeroDream One, which makes it a little impractical if your iPhone happens to ring while it’s plugged in. But when you consider that it costs as much as a really nice house, I expect most potential owners will have no problem springing for a separate iPod just for their AeroDream One. The 870 pound monster doesn’t skimp in the audio department either. With five drivers including an 18-inch subwoofer, and 10,000 watts of power on tap, it should do a pretty good job of filling just about any space with sound.” w/ photos + video
Top 10 Buttons Every TV Remote Needs
09/10/11 -- Top Lists
“Television may be a modern convenience, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a pain in the ass sometimes. These desperately needed remote buttons would be a big help to our TV watching.” w/ photos
Mr. Heavy Legs
09/10/11 -- Shocking
Best Castmate Elimination Ever!
09/10/11 -- Hilarious
Zoo Promoting Hell Out Of New Fruit Bat
09/10/11 -- Pretty Cool
“Desperately hoping to raise its profile and boost attendance, the Wichita Zoo, long considered one of the crappiest zoos in the United States, is using every resource at its disposal to promote the hell out of a new fruit bat, sources reported. Local residents confirmed the zoo was ‘doing a real big push for that bat,’ who was christened Dwayne following a statewide naming contest and has since become a ubiquitous presence on the backs of benches and sides of buses throughout the greater Wichita area. “We’ve all got Dwayne fever around here,” said zoo director David Tucker, sporting a Dwayne the Fruit Bat mesh trucker cap. “Why wouldn’t we? Dwayne is an amazing fruit-bat specimen, and we’ve built a state-of-the-art habitat for him. His family comes from Australia, he has a wingspan of 15 inches—plus, he’s one of only 40 fruit bats in the state.” “We’re really pulling out all the stops for this guy,” Tucker added. Plagued by struggles over the years to attain adequate funding, the zoo has reportedly sunk everything it can into publicizing the fruit bat, renting out billboards along major highways in Wichita and covering them with a close-up photo of Dwayne accompanied by the slogan ‘Get Batty Wit It.” w/ photos
Breast Squeeze’ Caught On Speed Cam
09/10/11 -- Wacky News
“A motorist is threatening legal action after a police camera allegedly caught him speeding while squeezing his female passenger’s breast. Businessman Deng Jialin has been fined the equivalent of $27 for driving at nearly 60mph in a 50mph zone – but that is the least of his worries. He says the image, which was published by local media after it was posted on an internet forum, has been digitally manipulated. And he is threatening to sue local traffic police, who he believes leaked the photograph, for breach of his privacy. The photograph shows Deng driving his Nissan 4WD vehicle on a motorway between Santai and Shehong in Sichuan Province, China. It later emerged that the woman in the picture is not his wife but a local university student. But Deng, who runs his own company, says it’s a fake and is threatening to sue the Mianyang Traffic Bureau.” w/ photo
Sweet Magic Trick
09/10/11 -- Videos
