“This must be the same douchebag that wouldn’t let me see if Big Mac’s would stick to the ceiling.” — Gpastrniak
World’s Fattest Woman
09/16/11 -- Odd Articles
“After reaching 700 pounds, Pauline Potter has officially entered the record books as the world’s heaviest woman. But the 47-year-old from Sacramento, California, now says she wants to lose weight so she can enjoy every day life again. Mrs Potter had boasted that men think she is a ‘sex goddess’ and she has ‘fantastic sex every day’, but she now struggles with daily life and cannot turn over in bed or fit in her car. She wants to lose as much as 500 pounds in order to be able to go dancing, go on road trips and fit in seats at the theatre. The world record holder, who currently weighs 643 pounds, blames her upbringing as the main reason for her size.” w/ photos
Top 10 Teen Comedies You Probably Haven’t Seen
09/16/11 -- Top Lists
“Everybody likes a good teen comedy, but we can only talk about how awesome The Breakfast Club and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off are so many times before the Internet is destroyed in a flood of redundancy. So we’ve assembled a list of 10 pretty good teen comedies that may have slipped under your radar, unless you’re one of those people who immediately runs to the comments section of lists like this to brag about how you’ve seen all the entries before. For the rest of you, enjoy!” w/ photos + videos
Man Charged With Eating Raw Beef Off Shelf
09/16/11 -- Wacky News
“A Carlisle man faces felony charges after police said he was seen eating raw meat from off of the shelf of the Carlisle Walmart. Carlisle police said an employee saw Scott T. Shover, 53, opening packages of raw ground beef and raw stew beef in the store and eating some of it at 2:40 p.m. Shover then placed the opened packages back on the shelf to be sold and never paid for them, according to police. The total loss of meat was valued at $24.53, police said. A loss prevention officer and a store manager followed Shover outside and pointed him out to an officer who happened to be in the parking lot at the same time, helping to move trucks along, police said. Shover was arrested at Taser point without any further issues, according to police.” w/ photo
Chinese Men Pole Dance To Keep Fit
09/16/11 -- Ridiculous
Man Gets Stuck In Drive-Through Window
09/16/11 -- Wacky News
“Officers responding to a burglar alarm at a suburban Chicago restaurant say the suspect not only was still inside when they arrived — he was cooking himself a meal. Mount Prospect police say 19-year-old Hachem Gomez damaged the drive-through window at Mr. Beef and Pizza early Saturday and got inside. Police say surveillance video shows Gomez getting stuck in the window, damaging a cash register, pouring himself a soda and putting chicken tenders and French fries into a microwave. The (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald reports that officers nabbed Gomez as his food was cooking. He’s being held on $5,000 bond on a felony burglary charge.” w/ photo + video
Epic Rap Battles: Mr. T Vs. Mr. Rogers
09/16/11 -- Videos
