World’s Longest Fingernails

Christine ‘The Duchess’ Walton has set a new record for having the world’s longest fingernails as she is entered into the 2012 Guinness World Records. The 2012 record book released today will see the Las Vegas resident take the top spot for human fingernail growth. In total, her nails measure a whopping 19ft 9in long. The nails on her right hand are 9ft 7in and her left hand boasts fingernails measuring 10ft 2in. Christine, has been growing her nails for 18 years and the effort and inconvenience have finally paid off.” w/ photos + video

Dogs Jumping Rope

“Uchida Geinousha’s ‘Super Wan Wan Circus’ based in Tsukuba City, Ibaraki Prefecture, Japan, offers a unique act for its audience; the incredible sight of 13 dogs skipping on a rope… at the same time.”

Clean Her Up!

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Sweet Pole Dancer

“OMFG… my boner has a boner.” — hellinvador

Top 10 Banned Dog Breeds

“In the late 1980s, an epidemic of attacks by Pit Bull type dogs, and other related breeds, led to widespread bans. In 1991, the Parliament of the United Kingdom banned the ownership of Japanese Tosa Inus, Argentine Dogos, Fila Brasilieros and Pit Bulls, with many other countries following suit soon after. Even in areas where having such dogs is legal, it can be nearly impossible for homeowners to get liability insurance if they own [one of these] breeds.” w/ photos

The Lotus Effect

“This is the stuff they should make slip n’ slides out of.” — studflucker

Typical Friday Night

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The Pig With The Froggy Tattoo

“Not sure if is EPIC or… damn it… Shut up and take my money!” — alanf1m3

3-Tube Bird Feeder

Feed a bevy of birds in this super-sized feeder. There’s room for 24 birds — imagine the sight of this feeder filled with goldfinches! It’s durable, too, made from UV-resistant polycarbonate with copper-colored metal caps and perches. Holds 3 pounds of niger/thistle seed.” w/ photo

Nonchalant Foul Ball Catch

Baseball fans have been known to pull widly mindless stunts when scrambling to catch the elusive foul ball – diving over barricades, crawling on the floor, even dropping their children to free their hands for the golden catch. But a Texas Rangers fan last night put them all to shame. The gentleman, armed with a baseball glove in his left hand, cellphone glued to his ear in the other, barely flinched to catch a foul ball that seemed to fly straight into his mitt… But his eagle eye wasn’t at all distracted by the conversation he was having. Snatching the ball, he barely made a move from his seat and appeared to continue gabbing. While the gentleman certainly annoyed some by carrying on with the phone conversation – frowned upon at games – around him impressed fans patted him on the back and gave nods of approval and pointed their fingers in awe.” w/ photos + video