Lassie Finds Missing Woman

A woman that has been missing for two days has been finally located by the help of a Search and Rescue dog named Lassie. After two days of searching by air and by land, Search and Rescue teams have found 62 year old Felisa Lizada and she is alive. Your Central Coast News was at the scene when Lizada was spotted in a remote area. Members of the San Luis Obispo County Search and Rescue Team who found Felisa Lizada just after 4 p.m. Lizada was hunched over, sitting in a creek, that is surrounded by dense brush. The creek was in an area of Los Osos Valley Road, near Larrette, probably a couple miles from her home. Ultimately, Your Central Coast News learned Lassie is to thank for this rescue. Lassie is a member of the Search and Rescue team. Paramedics rushed to the scene to begin checking her out and treating her for what appears to be moderate injuries. “It was difficult getting into the stream and we worked for about a half hour… Lassie went around the corner in the creek bed and found our subject down there in the creekbed.” said Dave Smee with the San Luis Obispo County Search and Rescue Team.” w/ photos + video

Solo Climbing

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Nice Wedding Moment!

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Top 5 Worst Types Of Best Man Speeches

“Verbal diarrhea has been plaguing man since the beginning of time, but it gets worse when he is faced with the task of summarizing his man-love in the daunting “Best Man Speech.” Most men rely on a book or the internet for advice on how to survive it, but look no further for what not to do – Here are 5 of the best worst speeches that have us sweating bullets, taking a drink and hoping we won’t let slip any mention of that night the groom had an encounter with that stripper with the Adam’s apple and the hairy hands. In short: don’t be one of these guys.” w/ videos

Boy’s Horn Implants?

Doctors have treated a young boy with a large birthmark on his face… by implanting horns in his forehead. George Ashman, 5, was born with a bright red blemish on his forehead and his mother Karen, 33, feared he would endure a lifetime of bullying. So when he was four he underwent a surgical procedure to stretch the ‘normal’ skin on his forehead so the birthmark could be removed and covered with the new unblemished tissue. Doctors inserted two tissue expanders under the skin, which gradually inflated so they looked like two perfect devil’s horns. After four months the implants were removed and the blemish was cut out, allowing the new skin to be stitched together – leaving just a small Harry Potter-style scar on George’s forehead.” w/ photos

Winter Backflip FAIL

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Top 10 Worst Songs Of The 90s

“All the ten songs listed below were hugely popular, and a lot of them still are, even today. We hear them from time to time and they help us remember how, back then, we were… [insert appropriate adjective here - if you don't find any, go with younger]. But, other than that, don’t tell me you would be able to listen to any of these songs every day or three times in a row, for example. So, here you have it – the worst songs of the nineties.” w/ videos

Holy Sheet!

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Bang Van Blowout

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