Wireless Bike Brake?

“As the world goes increasingly wireless, we’ve learned to tolerate a certain degree of failure in our wireless systems — like when your computer just won’t sync up with the wireless internet at the cafe, or when our phones drop a call. But what about situations when wireless systems simply cannot fail? A failure rate of zero is tough to achieve in any system, but computer scientists at Saarland University in Germany have demonstrated a wireless bicycle brake that works 99.999999999997 percent of the time. That means in a trillion braking attempts, it fails three times on average. It’s not perfect, mathematically speaking, but for practical purposes it’s pretty close.” w/ photo

Dubstep Rock Out

“Get this kid to a dubstep concert, ASAP!” — HeRorik

Flight Simulation Dome?

“Barco, a maker of large-format projector technologies, has just unveiled what it is calling a breakthrough in flight simulator technology, and for all the hardware involved we’re inclined to agree that his must be something big. The new flight simulator dome — it’s really more like a sphere — offers state of the art high-res visuals and full 360-degree views, allowing fighter pilot trainees to spot other aircraft from 12 miles away… That kind of realism is critical to ensuring pilots are prepared for real-world scenarios, the company says, and should help launch a new generation of similar simulators designed around a completely immersive experience in which several pilots can actually work together to carry out a mission rather than just run through a set of programmed scenarios.” w/ photos + video

Mario Meets With His Agent

“He’ll take you to the next level for just 10% of your coins.”

Nice Tuke, Missy!

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Red Pandas Can’t Stop Kissing

“Two red pandas in a Japanese zoo get unusually friendly.”

Good Cop!

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Nyan Turret

“Strangely soothing… my life is now complete.” — iRSmith.prplpn

Bacon Weave Brat Burger

After brainstorming for a while the idea for the Bacon Weave Brat Burger popped into my head. Why wrap a brat burger in a bacon weave instead of just using a regular burger? Honestly, I kind of just like the way “Bacon Weave Brat Burger” sounds and frankly, I’ve had bacon on a regular burger before, but I’ve never had it on a brat so I wanted to see what it would taste like… I figured that the brat patties would cook faster than the bacon, so I pre-cooked my bacon weave in the oven for ten minutes before wrapping it around the two brat patties and securing it all together with a few toothpicks. After that I tossed it on the grill and hoped for the best. About twenty minutes, a small grease fire and a beer and a half later my Bacon Weave Brat Burger was cooked to perfection.” w/ photos

Top 15 Controversial TV Specials

“A TV special is a program that is not part of a regular series, but is broadcast on television. They usually appear as a movie, documentary, award show, news event, or interview. The term originally applied to a major dramatized presentation. However in modern times, a large collection of TV specials have taken the form of documentaries, which examine an aspect of reality. Certain networks around the world have become famous for presenting shocking and controversial material. This article will focus on 15 controversial TV specials.” w/ photos