“A man driving a Porsche in San Francisco was frozen in an embarrassing situation when he got stuck in a patch of fresh cement. The unidentified driver was attempting to sidestep some stopped traffic when he landed himself in the thick of ongoing construction on Thursday morning. Construction workers quickly snapped into action as they tried to shovel the wet cement away from the car before it set. The driver stayed inside the car the entire time, saying that he wanted to avoid the cement flowing into the interior. Another reason to stay inside was to avoid the ensuing embarrassment that he rightly deserved.” w/ photos

“Dammit, now I’ll laugh every time somebody says ‘PTSD’. That will NOT look good. Thanks a shitload.” — ThePandaGun

“The story of Kabang is one more heartwarming take on the familiar theme of the pet dog as lifesaver. Cousins Dina Bunggal, 11, and Princess Diansing, 3, were walking across Nuñez Extension on Dec. 14 not knowing that a speeding motorcycle was bearing down on them. At the crucial moment, Kabang, the Bunggal family’s dog, emerged from nowhere and jumped into the motorcycle’s path. The cousins stumbled but were otherwise unharmed. The motorcycle driver, likewise unharmed, took them to hospital for treatment of their bruises. Eyewitness Jovito Urpiano said Kabang shielded the two girls from certain harm. Urpiano was in an eatery on his noontime break from driving a tricycle and saw how Kabang stopped the motorcycle from hitting the girls. The dog’s head landed directly on the motorcycle’s front wheel, and as it rolled, her snout got stuck in it.” w/ photo

“Hey man, I must admit, this is quite amusing. But then again, it might be the 6 beers I just gulped down… sill, I lol’ed a bit.” — naruF

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“A dog decides to raise a very unusual but very cute family.” — uzoouk

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“Damn, now I have to go pee.” — milosilic23

“Now any cat can rest in comfort and style with the Kitty Ball Cat Bed. Available in espresso and white, this 28″ tall bed is made of durable poly rattan that won’t break if clawed. It gives cats a large, comfortable bed that is off the ground. Perfect for any home decor.” w/ photos

“On this date in 1959, Fidel Castro became the Prime Minister of Cuba. Since then, according to the man who was charged with protecting him for most of his regime, he’s survived over 600 assassination attempts. Fabian Escalante, the former head of the Cuban Secret Service, claims that the assassination endeavors break down like this: the Eisenhower administration tried to kill Castro 38 times; Kennedy, 42; Johnson, 72; Nixon, 184; Carter, 64; Reagan, 197; Bush Sr., 16; Clinton, 21. There are only so many different ways you can ambush someone with a sharpshooter, so some of the ways the CIA plotted to kill Castro were pretty wild. Here are just a few of the unorthodox methods considered to oust the Beard.” w/ photo

“Australian chef Andy Wrobel battered his way into the world record books on Shrove Tuesday, after claiming the title for the world’s tallest stack of pancakes. Culinary expert Andy beat a 2008 record set in Croatia after building a 29-inches-tall stack of 60 delicious treats at the Pancake Parlour in Melbourne. The leaning tower of pancakes eventually toppled over, but only after the record was confirmed by Guinness officials. The chef flips over 100,000 pancakes every year at the popular restaurant where he has been working for over 25 years. Andy admitted a lot of hard work has gone into beating last year’s effort, revealing to local broadcaster ABC: ‘We tried last year and we got to 24-inches and did pretty well. ‘We thought we’d give it another go and this year we actually did it.” w/ photo

“I have the mad urge to go Godzilla in the middle of that.” — bee5120

“They are usually native to north America but this whiffy albino skunk was found wandering near Bridgnorth. And he had a nasty surprise in store for his rescuers – a squirt of foul-smelling spray. But since he was found in a Pattingham road the adult skunk has behaved far more sweetly and the hunt is now on to find its rightful owners. He is currently residing at Taylor and Marshall vets in Shifnal High Street. The skunk was taken there by members of the public. Julianne Berry, from the practice which handles exotic animals, said: ‘He’s definitely a pet, he’s very, very friendly and easy to handle.” w/ photo

“Any opportunity for a grown man to wear tighty whitys on the outside of his clothing in public should always be seized.” — HurrdenDurden

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“That wall ruined his faceplant.” — MickeyMcMiller

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“Not sure if you should eat it or frame it.” — MamoDad

“Get your glow on with this uniquely illuminated glow in the dark stick figure costume! The GlowGirl costume includes black hooded jumpuit with glow stick connectors and custom sized green and red glowsticks. Glow stick refills available.” w/ photos + video

“Some of these video games are great and some of these video games are just plain awful, but all of them have been banned. All around the world people have seen these video games and, for one reason or another, decided to deny them the shelf space that all video games crave once they come to fruition. They’re violent, they’re raunchy, they’re politically charged… They are the top 10 banned video games.” w/ photos

“For the deep fried beer cheese soup I pretty much just followed the exact same procedure that I used when I made deep fried Baconnaise. This process consisted of spooning the soup into an ice cube tray, freezing it overnight and then wrapping the frozen cubes in wonton wrappers and tossing them into my deep fryer. As expected, the deep fried beer cheese soup tasted delicious, but biting into the cubes was a little messy.” w/ photos

“Dave and Dan literally beat the shit out of a teeny tiny kitten. Obviously no animals were harmed during the making of this video as it’s a piece of fiction, dummy.” — Ornsack

“These amazing pictures, captured by a NASA satellite, show a gigantic tornado moving across the sun. The tornado is larger than it might look – in fact, it is probably bigger than the Earth, and could extend hundreds of thousands of miles out into space. And while its progress over the sun’s surface seems almost stately, it is moving at 300,000 miles per hour. The extraordinary phenomenon – which cannot yet be fully explained by scientists – was filmed by Nasa’s Solar Dynamics Observatory over a 30-hour period earlier this month.” w/ photos + video

“Created at Brigham Young University’s Center for Animation. A regular night of dream delivering turns into a literal nightmare when a boy’s book of ancient mythology comes alive.” — Tyler Carter

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“Somewhere in the mysterious highlands of Scotland, monsters are born.” — Vertexnine

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“On legendary Easter Island, scientists undertake a groundbreaking expedition: to map a vast cave system.” — NatGeo

“This is the stretching aid that supports the spine’s natural curvature to help relieve back pain. Encouraging improved posture and restored function by reducing stiffness and facilitating proper alignment of the vertebrae, the stretching aid’s 15 ABS molded ribs each form two raised nodes that align with the muscles of the mid and lower back without placing any direct pressure on the spine itself. One’s own body weight gently presses the nodes against the back, soothing fatigued muscles for relaxation and rejuvenation. Its overall curved shape realigns the spine back to its natural shape, countering the effects of slouching.” w/ photos

“Not every good story can make its way over to the states, however. With the upcoming release of Sadako 3D (sequel to Ringu), The Weeaboo wanted to list 10 (in no particular order) good Japanese horror movies that many might not be familiar with. Movies that either flew under the radar, or have been overlooked. [Here] is our listing of overlooked or under-appreciated Japanese horror flicks. Some may be harder to find, but (we hope) it will be worth it.” w/ photos