“Ten four, we got a white male, suspect is unarmed.” — swedishmans

“The worms can survive with little oxygen by waving hemoglobin rich tail-ends to exploit all available oxygen, they can also exchange carbon dioxide and oxygen through their thin skin, similar to frogs. They can also survive in areas heavily polluted with organic matter that almost no other species can endure. By forming a protective cyst and lowering its metabolic rate, T. tubifex can survive drought and food shortage.” — Wikipedia

“Normally I would have something smart ass to say, but ‘I can’t even tell what part of the bull penis I am eating’ is really all that needs to be said.” — Cavkid70

“You wish you slept like this.” — llpomeroy

“The man’s clearly sick… I dunno, I want to laugh but can’t shake the fact that something’s definitely off with this dude.” — kempnerboy07

“I asked my dear friend and Farmer’s Market guru Farm Fresh Girl to give us a couple of pointers on buying local. Not only did she offer some great advice, she also threw in a shopping list and shared some tricks of the trade on utilizing produce and avoiding waste.” — CLIITLOVE

“It was difficult at first, but I finally managed to masturbate to this.” — midgysamurai15

“A tribe of people in Indonesia believes a woman is more beautiful if she has her teeth chiseled into sharp points.”

“That dog looks sooooooooo embarrassed.” — GuyEndore

“Brilliant commercial for the Toyota Aygo in South Africa.”