“Such a pretty face, such a dirty mouth.”

“Good way to die… which would be a blessing for all in the video.” — lostpacket

“A new technology for 3D screens without glasses! This system works only on 120Hz monitor displays. It simulates 3D Active Shutter Glasses.”

“I like it when he tells us that he is a snake.” — screwthis900

“I think the Mexicans taught them how to do this… it’s like being in the birthing room with Michelle Duggar.”

“You all know the Double Rainbow video… here’s where it came from.”

“A woman jumped into flood waters in northeast Australia to rescue a drowning dog then gave it mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to bring it back to life. Petra Lovey told how she jumped into the Barron River, near Cairns, Queensland, after seeing Jerzy the border collie-cross dive into the swollen waters and get swept under a bridge. “The last thing I saw were her eyes looking at me as she was swept under the old wooden bridge,” Lovey said. “The Barron River flows like a torrent so it didn’t take much for her to be sucked under the bridge.” Clare Hensley, who was walking Jerzy, feared the worst but Lovey was determined to save the dog. “Jerzy was fighting it – she was completely submerged and she would have been submerged for about two minutes,” Lovey said. “I knew she would come through the other side but it was a matter of trying to spot her as she came through. “I saw a little speck of black in the water so I jumped in, everyone was screaming out to me that she was gone, but I wasn’t going to give up. Somehow I found her body and grabbed her.” Jerzy was lifeless when Lovey and Hensley got her out of the water. “Clare started to perform CPR but was unsure how to do it properly on a dog so I took over,” Lovey said. “Jerzy was flat – she was gone. But after a few compressions somehow there were signs of life.” Lovey said she had experience in caring for animals but had never had to react so urgently.” w/ photos

“Trombone + Lamborghini + Hot Girl + Giraffe Mask + Camel Mask + Elephant Mask + Anywhere Street USA = Trombone Titties… the greatest video on YouTube.” — DanLeeD

“Someone help that man… he’s having an epileptic seizure.” — MB1992

“I think there is a reason why this video has ‘no description available’… Seriously, WTF?”