“Frankie Muniz delivers arguably the best performance of his career as the superhero… Pizza Man.”

“I played this game with a cop once… I lost.” — felixdacool7

“That’s like the greatest thing that exists.” — Bodatiousfilms

“My mother was in my room, and I changed it to a porno movie because I had less to explain that way.” — MasterBelizar

“Music is dead!” — Everybody

“The early 1900s were at times… Odd!”

“Anderson meets Danielle from the TLC special, ‘I Cloned My Pet,’ who paid $50,000 to clone her beloved dog, Trouble — so she could have ‘Double Trouble.’ ‘It is not for everyone,’ says Danielle about her extreme measures to recreate her pet. ‘It was something that I wanted to do so it worked for me.”

“An animated expression of the effects of anti-depressants mixed with other various drugs.” — videocircus

“Constipation of his tear tubes?” — WildChildDos

“Apparently, it didn’t hurt. (turn down your VOLUME)”