“Boss gets way too drunk and slams face into table!” — stuffnathandoes

“He looks like a fat Ryan Reynolds.” — stoneyj024

“Dr. Ron Paul is one of the very few speaking some real truth. Take this country back from the banksters that are destroying our economy and sending our fine soldiers to die in corporate wars. The spirit of 1776 thrives in 2012!” — vic3003

“The look on your face as [he's] tapping the shovel is priceless.” — BradNies

“Don’t worry… he’s still in a coma.”

“This pint-sized-daredevil displays the courage of a grown man as he jumps from a plane 14,000ft above the skies of Mexico. Taken in 2008, then five-year-old Alan Lachman fulfilled a life-long dream when his father allowed him to tandem jump with family friend and legendary skydiver Antonio Montano from the small propeller driven aircraft. Leaving nothing to chance, Alan and his father Aaron, who is a pilot, spent months planning the jump, double-checking everything from the reserve parachute to the safety harnesses that the young boy would rely on. Making that jump in 2008, Alan, now aged seven is busy planning his next ascent into the skies.” — barcroftmedia

“Deadly Cobra snakes are the best pals of this 8-year-old Indian girl even after being bitten by them couple of times. Kajol Khan who wants to become a snake catcher like her father eats, sleeps and plays with six Cobras all day long. She has even stopped going to school out of her love for the snakes. Kajol said: “I didn’t like the company of humans in the school so stopped going there five years ago.” — barcroftmedia

“A routine golf cart patrol along the back nine is ambushed. Golf can be deadly.”

“Excruciatingly adorable.” — beccahday

“Why do they keep calling this magnetic? The mechanism doesn’t care if it’s something containing iron or not. Most things will stick to these people. It’s just sticky sweat. That’s why these so-called magnetic people are usually fat.” — OohTube