“Before you enjoy the sublime taste of fresh-caught fish, you have to clean and prepare it. It’s an easy process, but it can be done in a very unusual way.” — Sawerrt

“I won’t lie, I was expecting Japanese.” — spe3dyTurtle

“What we don’t see is the cloning machine just off to the right that someone forgot to turn off!” — kylek1127

“Fake. That’s some kind of salt shaker with dirt in it.” — dogtired75

“These cute little kittens wrestle around and jump in and out of a hamster ball.”

“A sprightly centenarian has revealed the secret to staying sharp in old age – playing VIDEO GAMES. Instead of knitting or playing bingo Kathleen Kit Connell, known as Kit, spends two hours a day tapping away at her favourite console. And the grandmother-of-one, who still lives independently, said she has used the Nintendo DS Lite, so much she even wore out her first console and had to replace the computer. Kit, who according to the game has the mental age of 64, said: ‘It’s absolutely super. I don’t feel a day over 80.” — jonmillsswns

“What in the flaming fuck… excuse me I have to go to therapy now.” — jppow

“Welcome to a home where all bathroom productions, soups, and diapers were free! Yes, free!” — TLC

“The rules are simple – hit people hard with a pillow to relieve stress.”

“Just a copyright-free little ditty about an Egyptian river god who finds a place to sleep atop two sheep and a deer named Harrison, who also happen to be governors of Algiers before the French conquest in 1830… and now that I think about it, ‘Harrison’ might not be the right name for a deer. Go ahead and use discretion, name the deer whatever you’d like.” — BaratsAndBereta