“This is my new personal record of 12,650 dominoes! I beat my old record by 150 dominoes!” — ShanesDominoez

“That was highly unexpected. I thought the table would shake a little and the phone would move an inch or two. Didn’t expect your keyboard to become possessed.” — adulby

“Check out a dog’s hair stick up straight after being rubbed with a blanket.”

“I sought out to capture the electric radiance of Los Angeles at night. It took me 6 months of on and off shooting to finish this project and I’ve learned a couple things along the way.” — Colin Rich

“To the people thinking that this is ‘playful’ behavior, No. It is not. Listen to the trainer speaking in the video. It is called ‘jaw popping’ and it is not a friendly move.” — mabelli

“Look at those fucking hipsters. Good job you trendy bastards.” — JFC

“Meet Rosie, my miniature horse that knows more tricks than most dogs. She was trained using progressive reinforcement, NO FORCE was used to train any of these tricks, just treats, rewards and praise.” — zsianz1

“Ham and cheese inbetween two crackers, bitch!” — NorwegianTurtle

“The Apple Macbook Air is lighter than ever and can even fly. All the features of the Macbook Air air are now more exciting when the laptop can fly.” — FinalCutKing

“I wonder how much the guy, who washes the car, gets paid?”