“No matter how good you think you are at something… there’s always that one Asian kid.”

“Fear is the greatest human motivator…” — johndaryl16

“I love Christians. They make me look smart.” — BkupAcct

“Screw getting a dog. I’m getting a monkey instead.” — schextreme

“Soccer can be a dirty game – especially when you play in a swamp. It can only be the Swamp Soccer World Cup.”

“High School is killer.”

“This is a car show with a difference – all the cars are displayed on hand-built rock plinths.”

“Young albatrosses learn that having a tiger shark as a motivator works surprisingly well when learning to fly.” — NatGeo

“If you talk in the movies, you probably have this coming…”

“A baby owl discovers catching a meal is the only first step. Eating it is the real trick.”