“Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him.” — pukapoopz

“Easily the most civilized sporting event on the calendar – this is the gentlemen Olympics.”

“I feel sorry for his toilet.”

“Taronga’s Tasmanian Devil Keepers got their first hands-on check of four little devil joeys, the first born at the Zoo this breeding season. The youngsters, which were born to mother, Nina were snuggled tightly in their maternal nest and keepers gently lifted them out to check their body condition and determine their sex. Closer inspection revealed that Nina had given birth to one female and three male joeys.”

“Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!”

“If you’ve never seen a spider wrap it’s prey then you have to see this. We had this large garden spider in a window and had these wasps flying around the yard looking for spiders to feed their young when they hatch. These wasps dig holes in the ground that they stuff with stunned spiders. These things are huge. We wanted to see how things went against these large garden spiders.” — 469jh

“How many times do you think he had to redo the shots because one freakin’ pin didn’t fall…” — Ricky Sdrenka

“Colorado Rockies 3rd base coach Rich Dauer gets hit in the face with a baseball while Bobby Valentine does a report for ESPN.”

“Captain Awesome needs to change his name to Captain Dumbass.”

“These two are so far beyond the point of Ford vs. Chevy… it’s who built it that’s responsible for their shitty truck.” — philyt