“In Ecuador, I found a parrot that cries like a baby. We had to make believe we were crying in order to make it cry. He learned it from a baby that he used to live with.” — lildrchic

“One day they’ll pass a law that’ll require all music to have overdriven guitars in order to be broadcasted. It’ll be called The Rehfeldt Act. It will be epic.” — MarkArandjus

“Classic Portland sighting. No wonder the Simpsons come from here.” — adam

“The way he breaks the wooden board brings all the girls to the yard.”

“Domes suck. Play the sport outdoors. And on a side note, I heard this has happened before. I’m no engineer, but why doesn’t the dome have heater coils on the roof to prevent this?” — afsound

“Let’s see Charlie Sheen try and do that.” — CH

“Hairdresser Huang Xin has made a 3-foot replica of Beijing’s Gate of Heavenly Peace… out of the hair of his customers.”

“It’s pretty bad when you get thrown out of a Russian dance party for being too drunk.”

“This is a real life example of how it is possible to deal with snow on the streets. For many people this is not new or something extraordinary but there are some countries in the world for whom winter comes every year too suddenly!” — mxmbulat

“Twenty years later, Kevin McAllister is back. And this time, nobody will forget him.”