“Can any of these top golfers knock a clay pigeon out of the sky with a golf ball? Time to find out.”

“A restaurant in China’s eastern Shandong province is employing a fleet of robot waiters… This totally rejects the Communist teaching of Labor.”

“One baby, one cat and one ribbon.”

“Our family cat named ‘Leeloo’ made an impressive jump from a parked car in our driveway to a second story balcony ledge after lots of careful consideration and evaluating her options as well as a little bit of spirited human encouragement.” — Hexnilium

“That’s why I always eat meat. I hate what they do with plants and trees!” — Romwijs

“Sounds like the best orgasm ever!”

“He got these massive forearms with the help of his massive porn collection.”

“Wait for it… wait for it… Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!”

“Such a humble guy for controlling a monster. That was insane.” — ejicon

“Wow! Great one! From Predator to The Seventh Seal… by way of Easy Rider! (and of course lots more). NICE JOB! It’s IMPOSSIBLE not to smile your way through it!”