“This is nice. But there has been news before that bull elephants in heat would gore rhinos because they wouldn’t mate with them.” — killerzombie163

“What a pussy…”

“The english bulldog… an animal so ugly, it was born old.” — whatthefuck386

“Oh god… that wasn’t a good idea.”

“This is my world record holding, fastest mobility scooter being thrashed in the snow, which, as you can see, was BLOODY WICKED. I reached around 51mph on snow and found it easier to ride as the steering isn’t so responsive.” — colinfurze

“4-feet of snow is no problem for this little cat.” — Marcztr

“Can you blame the guy? All he wants is a good old pair of slippers to walk around in. They do look pretty comfortable!” — jalparis007

“Thirty years of war in Afghanistan seems to have done little damage to the country’s rich cultural heritage and traditions, as an Afghan calligrapher has managed to prove. Mohammad Sabir Khedri’s five years of hard work finally paid off when he unveiled the world’s largest Qur’an in Kabul. The lavish book has 218 pages of cloth and paper and weighs five hundred kilograms. It cost the master calligrapher half a million dollars to create his masterpiece. Nine of his students helped Khedri combine the gold script with millions of tiny colorful dots and create the decorations around the giant pages.” — GN

“Crab attacked by Boobies is forced to amputate its own limb due to injury. Luckily it has regenerative powers.” — gavin19

“Why is that cow inside [their] house?” — killermicrobe

“Lil’ Bear and Tala playing in the Gift Shop of the Woodland Zoo. Note: In the middle of the clip there are pictures of these guys as they are 6 years later. Also note that in the clip I keep referring to the bear as a ‘boy’, it’s actually a girl.” — denmortube

“Stacking one beer bottle on top of another then placing a golf ball on top of it all using a Bobcat E50 excavator. And yes it really only took one take!” — BobcatNinja2124

“She really didn’t want us to know where she lives.” — Batch782

“In the year 2062, a bunch of elderly hipsters are interviewed about the good old days of social media.” — SocialMediaWeek

“These are some old vids I hadn’t put on YouTube yet. The first infant sloth that I ‘walked’ at Aviarios Del Caribe Sloth Sanctuary was the ever friendly and gentle ‘Sunshine’. Also the first sloth to give me a proper hug!” — Mimopudu

“Some of the best talent I’ve seen in years! This song is awesome.” — Daburnah

“I love being on a bike. It helps me feel free. I get it from my dad. After 382 days spent riding through the streets of Montreal, being sometimes quite cold, sometimes quite hot – and sometimes quite scared.” — Guillaume

“Here at the Purga nightclub it’s December 31st all day, everyday. Forever.”

“Who knew? Britain have their fair share of rednecks too.” — nisbahmumtaz909

“That’s what happens when you don’t have video games… you LIVE LIFE!” — planchik

“I’m not even gonna dignify myself with a response to this.” — 1johnnyrockit1

“I can’t stop watching it…” — OtterpopSlaughterMop

“The Octopus dance is unique and makes thunder lightning reactions when your at the club. You need a difference. You now have one. That guy over there talking to that hot chic you admire, misguiding her with his 5 years of dance training but she wants something fresh. Get noticed with The Octopus.” — paperkutderek

“It certainly beats looking after the kids.” — diagonaluk

“This is one of the craziest things that have happened at Saskatoon’s hardcore metal festival ‘Mazzfest.’ The guitarist of the band ‘Strangers’ gets ripped off the stage by a stage diver who trips on his guitar cable. He got up and finished the set!” — alittlelive

“Still better than Madonna.” — argentinafutbol4life

“Thanks so much for all the grape comments… so far ‘grapist’ is my favorite. We at OK Productions in no way endorse grapping.” — erooney

“These are my first 2 Siberian Huskies, Kira and Mr. Kody. Kira was 6-weeks-old here and so intrigued by our crystal wine glass!” — jenp0217

“This kid was born in the fires of Mount Swag.” — TECUnicorn

“These are our 9-month-old twins Reece & Levi, who absolutely love their new Jolly Jumpers & Johnny Cash… Hope you enjoy this as much as we do!” — longman0005