“Finding love is hard, and it’s even harder when you’re only attracted to Asian midgets with Parkinson’s disease and a lisp. In the old days you would have died alone, but thanks to the Internet we now know that no matter how insane your tastes are there’s a community out there that shares them. If you’re having trouble finding a romantic partner, don’t despair—you’re not a hideous freak (probably). You just need to give one of these dating sites a try.” w/ photos

“Man was made in God’s image, but apparently God really screwed the pooch on some people. That’s why the Big Guy invented plastic surgery. Or, maybe more likely, he let some Beverly Hills doctor invent it for his own amusement. Let’s face it, gluing your butt hair to your head was bound to cause all sorts of problems. Here are 10 cosmetic procedures that honestly don’t make anyone look better.” w/ photos

“Why would you want to reinvent a classic crime flick? Surely we didn’t need those terrible new versions of Assault on Precinct 13 and The Ladykillers? Yet while it’s true that most crime movie remakes are considerably worse than the originals, there have been a few which have bucked the trend by taking the ideas that made the first film great and running with them in a way which is just as good or even better. Without further ado, then, we list the ten best crime movie remakes of all time.” w/ photos

“The top ten best musicals, of the manly kind. Musicals need defending. Not because they’re not great, but because they’re the sort of movies that will have your editor raising his eyebrows if you want to do a list about them. So I present ten great movie musicals that cover the whole spectrum of manliness, from male chauvinism to chivalry, because singing and dancing in glorious Technicolor is not for sissies. Behold!” w/ photos + videos

“There are some actors who seem to play exactly the same character in every film they’ve ever been. Either through typecasting or choice, they always fall into the same type of film, and while they may once or twice try breaking the mold, the vast majority of them just do the same thing over and over. When was the last time Michelle Rodriguez wasn’t the tough-talking Latina, who spent most of her time in a white tank-top, and was killed before the end of the series/movie? However, these 17 actors have all leveraged their incredible acting skills to avoid the death-trap of typecasting, and have been in some of the most varied films on the planet.” w/ videos

“Happy Anniversary, ‘Wizard of Oz’! Oz has gone down in cinema history as one of most recognizable films in the world. And with great fame, comes great urban legends… Here are the top 8 myths about the Wizard of Oz.” w/ photos

“Are you in the market for a new sexual fetish? Here are some real, actual sexual fetishes to choose from that mostly involve just regular stuff that you can find around the house. Have fun, be safe, etc.” w/ videos

“Television is a vast radioactive wasteland where occasionally a stand up comic emerges, spits out a single knee-slapping one-liner, then recedes into obscurity while the joke lives on forever – and ever. In a similar and predictable fashion, sitcoms repackage and recycle the same unfunny scenarios over and over again. Corporate comedy is like corporate sex: no matter how good it is, it’ll never be personal and special. Here are 15 of the most overused jokes on television that regularly contribute to this dire wasteland.” w/ photos

“Every movie has an obligatory mistake, like where a character’s sunglasses miraculously appear and disappear over the course of five or six shots. Most of these are harmless, amusing artifacts of the fact that sometimes a split second cut encompasses several days of shooting, not to mention the Hollywood-customary three (3) puerile star breakdowns and the mutilation of several unfortunate set techs who happened to get in Christian Bale or Russel Crowe’s line of sight. Movie making is an imprecise process, and some times things fall through the cracks — sometimes there’s crew or a boom mic in the shot. But some of these gaffes are so hilariously unforgivable that they deserve extra-special mention.” w/ photos

“It’s that time of year. Universities across the world are gearing up for a new school year, which means, for many, being away from home for the first time. This post is a warning for those freshmen. Don’t be these people. For the rest of you? It’s probably too late.” w/ photos