“Mrs. Jazz Ison Sinkfield had a interview with Doug Richard from 11 Alive News about her nails that she has been growing for now over 22yrs… Mrs. Jazz is a proud mother of 5 & a dedicated grandmother of 10… Just take a look for yourself.” — MrDSink

“Haha, it’s no helmet. If you fall, not only will the fish die, but you’d have glass in your eye… and that rhymes!” — thenerdal

“Brian came up with an interesting PC cooling setup. He lives up north where it’s chilly in the winter. Using a bit of dryer ductwork and he was able to harness the outside air to cool his box. The system uses a window insert along with a dryer hood to suck in the outside air with a PC fan. We hope the air is adequately warmed, as it is exhausted into the room.” w/ photos

“This is just like Tremors… we didn’t kill the original Snuggies fast enough, now they’ve evolved and they’re back to kick some ass in the sequel.” — techwiz81

“Developed by Indian railway engineers, the train-turned-vacuum was designed as a mobile solution to help pick up debris along the country’s commuter tracks. It’s already in service, acting as a wheeled trashcan that crawls along as someone walks in front of it, guiding the hose. Hopefully Trash Train 2.0 will have an automated nozzle — even at a snail’s crawl, walking in front of a train has to be a little unnerving.” w/ photos

“Malaysian street vendor Chan Fook Choy has a disturbing way of selling his anti-scorpion sting lotion.”

“What can I say about this ad – funny, offensive, weird, sexiest, crazy, bizarre? What’s odd is that the man says he is too busy to teach his girls self defense (like he can’t find one hour each week). So is he implying the dummy is going to teach them some moves? Or does he mean he doesn’t have the time to let his girls practice kicking him in the balls so he made this dummy?” — germanicelt

“A new drug has emerged in the form of bath salts. People are snorting it for its amphetamine-like high and it’s legal. It’s called Ivory Wave and it’s sold online and in smoke shops; a small pack sells for about $30.” — ksltube

“Ever wanted to shoot your load for distance. Well now you can with human skee ball. That right, you can hit it doggie sytle and then shoot your load for points on the back of a hot chick. Watch to see how it is done.” — BigCBanger

“This guy keeps five bucks in quarters in his belly button. I hope he’s saving up for a liposuction.”