“Developed by Indian railway engineers, the train-turned-vacuum was designed as a mobile solution to help pick up debris along the country’s commuter tracks. It’s already in service, acting as a wheeled trashcan that crawls along as someone walks in front of it, guiding the hose. Hopefully Trash Train 2.0 will have an automated nozzle — even at a snail’s crawl, walking in front of a train has to be a little unnerving.” w/ photos

“Malaysian street vendor Chan Fook Choy has a disturbing way of selling his anti-scorpion sting lotion.”

“What can I say about this ad – funny, offensive, weird, sexiest, crazy, bizarre? What’s odd is that the man says he is too busy to teach his girls self defense (like he can’t find one hour each week). So is he implying the dummy is going to teach them some moves? Or does he mean he doesn’t have the time to let his girls practice kicking him in the balls so he made this dummy?” — germanicelt

“A new drug has emerged in the form of bath salts. People are snorting it for its amphetamine-like high and it’s legal. It’s called Ivory Wave and it’s sold online and in smoke shops; a small pack sells for about $30.” — ksltube

“Ever wanted to shoot your load for distance. Well now you can with human skee ball. That right, you can hit it doggie sytle and then shoot your load for points on the back of a hot chick. Watch to see how it is done.” — BigCBanger

“This guy keeps five bucks in quarters in his belly button. I hope he’s saving up for a liposuction.”

“Is this supposed to be a form of self-defense because I always wind up doing this at my local leather bar and the guys absolutely love it.” — pansatyrson

“This ridiculous looking thing is designed to keep your fingers toasty and warm while you surf for porn or snipe some enemies in your favorite FPS. Frankly, I’d be worried that I’d trigger the cat’s gag reflex if I stuck my hand inside this USB heated cat head mousepad. I suppose if you’re the type of person who would buy a Hello Kitty laptop, this thing might be for you.” w/ photos

“The Foam Weapon League is an alternative sports league that combines the best of live action role playing and martial arts, featuring male and female Warriors drawn from all walks of life, battling one-on-one in a combat circle using foam rubber weapons. Like the WWE, each FWL Warrior has their own sci-fi or fantasy-inspired combat character name, as well as a distinctive costume to go along with it. Like a video game brought to life, Warriors wear whatever kind of makeup or costume they desire, and fight with the foam rubber armor and weapon of their choice. Like the UFC, all FWL fights are 100% real and are not staged or choreographed in any way. FWL Warriors are real athletes who use real martial arts skills, but instead of grappling with or striking opponents with hands and feet, they are only allowed to strike each other with approved foam rubber weapons. In order to simulate a battle fought with real weapons, Warriors wear harnesses with bags of fake blood attached at strategic points on the body. The first Warrior to break two of his opponent’s blood bags wins.” — FWL

“Ahh, holiday tension is the personal Santa for family lawyers!”