“Freedom of speech, sluts gonna slut.” — x59x

“It’s a step stool! It’s an ironing board! No, it’s a chair! Actually the humorously named Bachelor Chair is all three. Conceived in the 18th century, the wooden, nearly all-purpose piece of furniture was designed to help single men who couldn’t land a wife to maintain a proper home. Some believe the chair was one of Thomas Jefferson’s many inventions, dubbing it the “Jefferson Chair,” but it’s better known as the Bachelor Chair. Whatever ya call it, anyone who’s lived in a NY apartment will agree that this multi-use piece is a space saving godsend.” w/ photos

“…to your mother.”

“Exhibit Number 65,746 as to why I am an atheist.” — homerth1555

“Rage is brewing in Malawi over the government’s decision to ban farting.”

“The folks over at Notcot came across the ‘C.H. Hanson Pro-Sharp Finishing Pencil Carpenter’ — a pencil sharpener that attaches to the end of a power drill and “produces a fast, consistent pencil point every time.” From their testings, it’s made them pencil sharpening fiends. Notcot even dug up some anecdotal Amazon review that states one person sharpened 144 pencils in less than 15 minutes. I like my pencils sharp, but I’m not sure having 144 sharp pointy sticks of wood lying around without being capped or anything is my cup of tea. Who knows what might happen should I get furious at guests who come over.” w/ photo + video

“These scuba divers are claiming a new world record after playing the same card game underwater for 36 hours. The 16 divers – who worked in shifts so they could change oxygen tanks – sat on the bottom of a pool in Geiselhoering, Germany, playing a favourite local game called ‘sheepshead’. Organiser Eric Schlegelmilch said: ‘We gave up counting who owed what after an hour. We didn’t want anyone going belly up.’ Now the group plan to contact Guinness World Records officials with a video record of their stunt.” w/ photo

“Julia Roberts fanatic, Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, has tattooed his body with 82 different images of her face. Parserisas, a 56-year-old newspaper seller from Mexico, revealed his inked artwork in a photo shoot in Valparaiso city. He has so far spent a million Mexican pesos (just over $70,000) for the 82 tattoos. The newspaper vendor’s obsession with tattoos of Roberts started after he watched her in Erin Brockovich. In the film Roberts plays a legal assistant who brings down a US energy company single handedly. The American actress is tattooed all over Mr Parserisas’ body in artwork inspired by a number of scenes from the film. The Roberts fanatic has said that he has plans to get more faces inked on his chest, back and arms.” w/ photo

“Watermelon skiing isn’t for the faint hearted, nor is it for those with feeble bones. But that’s not stopping folks in Queensland, Australia from giving it a whirl.” — AP

“Exhibit A for why soccer is by far the dumbest sport ever created.” — Revolushuniza